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Robbie Vandemark
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Country music with a rap tone I was cruisin’ down a gravel road, beer in my hand Saw a shotgun shack leanin’ like a drunk in the wind Realtor said “Son, that’s a steal for twenty grand” So I called up the bank, lied a little, shook the devil’s hand (Chorus) I flipped that house, Lord, I flipped it good Found a stash of dirty magazines under the plywood Dildos in the drawer, looked like they’d been through hell I was curious and dumb, so I gave ’em a spell Lost two grand on the deal, but my tail was on fire That house took my money, but it lit my desire (Verse 2) Contractors laughed when they saw what I bought Termites doin’ the two-step, wiring shot I swung that hammer till my palms went raw But every night I’d sneak back, wonderin’ what I saw (Chorus) Yeah I flipped that house, Lord, I flipped it clean Sold it to a yuppie couple chasin’ the American dream They smiled real sweet, handed me the check I smiled right back with a limp in my step Lost two grand on the deal, but my tail was on fire That house took my money, but it lit my desire (Bridge) Now I’m sittin’ on my porch, ice pack on my pride Watchin’ that new paint shine where my dignity died Sometimes you win, sometimes you lose Sometimes you walk funny in brand-new boots (Last Chorus) I flipped that house, boys, I flipped it true Made a little less cash, learned a thing or two If you see a bargain that looks too damn cheap Check the nightstand, son, before you leap I lost two grand on the deal, but my tail’s still sore And I’d probably do it again… hell, maybe one house more (Yee-haw outro) Flip on, cowboys. Just bring your own toys.
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I was cruisin’ down a gravel road, beer in my hand
Saw a shotgun shack leanin’ like a drunk in the wind
Realtor said “Son, that’s a steal for twenty grand”
So I called up the bank, lied a little, shook the devil’s hand
I flipped that house, Lord, I flipped it good
Found a stash of dirty magazines under the plywood
Dildos in the drawer, looked like they’d been through hell
I was curious and dumb, so I gave ’em a spell
Lost two grand on the deal, but my tail was on fire
That house took my money, but it lit my desire
Contractors laughed when they saw what I bought
Termites doin’ the two-step, wiring shot
I swung that hammer till my palms went raw
But every night I’d sneak back, wonderin’ what I saw
Yeah I flipped that house, Lord, I flipped it clean
Sold it to a yuppie couple chasin’ the American dream
They smiled real sweet, handed me the check
I smiled right back with a limp in my step
Lost two grand on the deal, but my tail was on fire
That house took my money, but it lit my desire
Now I’m sittin’ on my porch, ice pack on my pride
Watchin’ that new paint shine where my dignity died
Sometimes you win, sometimes you lose
Sometimes you walk funny in brand-new boots
I flipped that house, boys, I flipped it true
Made a little less cash, learned a thing or two
If you see a bargain that looks too damn cheap
Check the nightstand, son, before you leap
I lost two grand on the deal, but my tail’s still sore
And I’d probably do it again… hell, maybe one house moreFlip on, cowboys. Just bring your own toys.
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