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Santa Got Run Over by a Volvo
Jan Tandrup
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Santa got run over by a Volvo
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Ho-ho, oh-oh, ho-ho
(ha!)
It happened on a slick December lane, tires singing on the ice
Headlights cut the winter air, sleigh bells tangled with the night
Santa tipped his hat, stepped down from the curb, a bag of toys in tow
A Volvo came sliding, brakes like a whisper, and time moved slow
There was a crunch, a gasp, a scattering of paper and ribbon (oh-oh)
Tires stopped, a driver shouted, "My God!" — the moon took a breath and listened
Santa got run over by a Volvo, oh no, oh no
Santa got run over by a Volvo, oh no, oh no
Santa got run over by a Volvo, oh no, oh no
Ho-ho, what a show, oh-oh, what a show
Mrs. Claus got the call at dawn, slippers on the kitchen floor
She grabbed the thermos, grabbed the map, muttered, "Not tonight, not more"
Elves were packing little bandages and cocoa in mason jars
Rudolph stood by with one hoof up, the sleigh's GPS scarred
Neighbors peeked out from scarves and porches (watching, watching)
Kids were holding flashlights like tiny lighthouses, mouths wide and gawking
Santa got run over by a Volvo, oh no, oh no
Santa got run over by a Volvo, oh no, oh no
Santa got run over by a Volvo, oh no, oh no
Ho-ho, what a show, oh-oh, what a show
The driver swore he didn’t see a sleigh, just a flash of red and white
He left his coat, he left his keys, he left his radio on that night
They wrapped Santa in a tinsel blanket, cuffed a candy cane like a crutch
He laughed and coughed confetti, said, "I'm fine — but don't you push"
Oh, the presents spilled like confessions on the roadside (la-la)
Toys rolled like little planets, spinning stories out of sight (ooh)
Mrs. Claus kissed his forehead, said, "Next time use the crosswalk, dear"
He winked and slipped a stocking back into a child's waiting hand — sincere
Santa got run over by a Volvo, oh no, oh no
Santa got run over by a Volvo, oh no, oh no
Santa got run over by a Volvo, oh no, oh no
Ho-ho, what a show, oh-oh, what a show
They fixed the sleigh by morning, patched the runners, tuned the bell
Santa limped onto the rooftop, waved to everyone he’d tell
He left a little extra sparkle for the driver who stayed to help
A tiny note: "Drive safe, my friend" — tucked into the glovebox felt
And kids would whisper winters after, of a night that felt so wild (so wild)
Where a Volvo and a Claus made legends out of one small mile
Santa got run over by a Volvo, oh no, oh no
Santa got run over by a Volvo, oh no, oh no
Santa got run over by a Volvo, oh no, oh no
Ho-ho, what a show, oh-oh, what a showHo-ho, ho-ho, ho-ho (ho)
(na-na-na) Santa's laughing in the backseat (ha)
Ho-ho, fade out — keep the road bright, keep the cocoa warm
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