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a funny song filled with heartful lame jokes like a kids song but dark humour
Lyrics
Heh-heh, hey! (uh-huh)
La-la-la, la-la-la, la (oh-oh)
I had a pet rock that learned to play the drums (boom-boom)
It left a note that said "I'm joining the band, good luck, chums"
My rubber duck was mayor for a week (quack-quack)
Resigned when everyone found out it could only speak in squeaks
I planted my homework in a flowerpot (shh, shh)
Now the grade reports think it's a carrot, not a plot
My sandwich got a passport, said it needed a break (plop)
Ran off with the mayo — now that's a lunch I can't remake
Jokes in the attic, jokes under the bed (ha-ha)
Jokes with a bandage and a tiny papier-mâché head (la-la)
We sing the silly stinger, we giggle at the punchline (oh-oh, oh-oh)
Don't worry, little laugh, you're perfectly fine (you're fine)
Jokes in the attic, jokes under the bed (ha-ha)
Tell it again, tell it again — as if the clown never fled (la-la)
We clap for the bad jokes, we cheer for the lame (yay)
Come on, say it with me: knock-knock, who's tame? (who's tame?)
I told a ghost a knock-knock joke — it tapped twice (knock, knock)
It left a Yelp review: "Would haunt again, but not tonight"
My homework got eaten by a dinosaur who liked math (rawr)
He left a note: "Sorry — here are some numbers and a giraffe"
The moon borrowed my mittens, came back a little cold (brr)
Said it tried to be a cloud but tripped on a streetlight pole
My socks hold a union, they voted to retire (folded)
Now they knit tiny scarves and sell them down by the choir
Oh-oh, life is a punchline with a bandage on its nose (oh-oh)
We patch up the giggles when the silly wind blows (uh-huh)
Jokes in the attic, jokes under the bed (ha-ha)
Jokes with a bandage and a tiny papier-mâché head (la-la)
We sing the silly stinger, we giggle at the punchline (oh-oh, oh-oh)
Don't worry, little laugh, you're perfectly fine (you're fine)
Jokes in the attic, jokes under the bed (ha-ha)
Tell it again, tell it again — as if the clown never fled (la-la)
We clap for the bad jokes, we cheer for the lame (yay)
Come on, say it with me: knock-knock, who's tame? (who's tame?)
Once I hid my shadow in a cookie jar (shh)
It left crumbs and a poem and a tiny scar
We hugged the broken punchline like a band-aid on a song (mend)
Sang la-la-lullaby until the wrong felt right and the right felt wrong
Jokes in the attic, jokes under the bed (ha-ha)
Jokes with a bandage and a tiny papier-mâché head (la-la)
We sing the silly stinger, we giggle at the punchline (oh-oh, oh-oh)
Don't worry, little laugh, you're perfectly fine (you're fine)
Jokes in the attic, jokes under the bed (ha-ha)
Tell it again, tell it again — as if the clown never fled (la-la)
We clap for the bad jokes, we cheer for the lame (yay)
Come on, say it with me: knock-knock, who's tame? (who's tame?)La-la-la, la-la-la (ha!), la-la-la...
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