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David Carpenter
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Here is a parody of "All I Want for Christmas Is My Two Front Teeth," tailored for a firehouse setting where everyone is ready for a change in leadership. Title: All I Want for Christmas is the Chief to Retire (To the tune of "All I Want for Christmas Is My Two Front Teeth") All I want for Christmas is the Fire Chief to retire, The Fire Chief to retire, The Fire Chief to retire! Gee, if he would finally just put down the wire, Then we could have a Merry Christmas. It seems so long since we could say, "We're fighting fire the modern way!" Every time we train he yells out, "Nay! That isn’t how we did it in my day!" All I want for Christmas is the Fire Chief to retire, The Fire Chief to retire, The Fire Chief to retire! Gee, if he would hang his helmet on the wire, Then we could have a Merry Christmas. (Bridge) Gosh, oh gee, how happy we'd be, If he would take his pension, please! (Pension, please!) All I want for Christmas is the Fire Chief to retire, The Fire Chief to retire, The Fire Chief to retire! Gee, if he would pack his buggy and expire*, Then we could have a Merry Christmas!
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All I want for Christmas is the Fire Chief to retire,
The Fire Chief to retire,
The Fire Chief to retire!
Gee, if he would finally just put down the wire,
Then we could have a Merry Christmas.
It seems so long since we could say,
"We're fighting fire the modern way!"
Every time we train he yells out, "Nay!
That isn’t how we did it in my day!"
All I want for Christmas is the Fire Chief to retire,
The Fire Chief to retire,
The Fire Chief to retire!
Gee, if he would hang his helmet on the wire,
Then we could have a Merry Christmas.
Gosh, oh gee, how happy we'd be,
If he would take his pension, please!
(Pension, please!)
All I want for Christmas is the Fire Chief to retire,
The Fire Chief to retire,
The Fire Chief to retire!
Gee, if he would pack his buggy and expire*,
Then we could have a Merry Christmas!
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