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Rayan Lashin
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Yo, check the mic, one two, let me spit a few bars For a creator named Cruz, reachin' for the stars Got the camera set up, the lighting is on point But your latest upload, man, it just disappoints. You be talkin' to the screen like it's your only friend The comments say "first," and that's where the fun ends Every thumbnail is a pose, with your mouth wide and bent Just another video, with no real content cruz, yo, your views are goin' down low You're so desperate for engagement, it's a tragic show You're a viral trend chaser, you ain't got a real style My pet goldfish has a bigger watch time per mile. (You said you were consistent, put out two a week But your upload schedule's weaker than your content's mystique. The ad reads are so awkward, I can feel the pain You're selling things so badly, they should come with a stain. You're the master of clickbait, the king of the bait-and-switch I'd rather watch static than see you throw a glitch. Got the studio setup, looks all fancy and grand But you still got more dust than a desert full of sand Woah!)
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Yo, check the mic, one two, let me spit a few bars
For a creator named Cruz, reachin' for the stars
Got the camera set up, the lighting is on point
But your latest upload, man, it just disappoints.
You be talkin' to the screen like it's your only friend
The comments say "first," and that's where the fun ends
Every thumbnail is a pose, with your mouth wide and bent
Just another video, with no real content
Cruz, yo, your views are goin' down low
You're so desperate for engagement, it's a tragic show
You're a viral trend chaser, you ain't got a real style
My pet goldfish has a bigger watch time per mile.
You said you were consistent, put out two a week
But your upload schedule's weaker than your content's mystique.
The ad reads are so awkward, I can feel the pain
You're selling things so badly, they should come with a stain.
You're the master of clickbait, the king of the bait-and-switch
I'd rather watch static than see you throw a glitch.
Got the studio setup, looks all fancy and grand
But you still got more dust than a desert full of sand Woah!
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