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A sincere Christmas thankyou message (comical , light hearted and not cheesy) from Brian to the “best” team of Health professionals working for a company called Health Partners comprising of Jen, Caroline, Lewis, Penny, Sylvia, Farzana, Wendy, Francisco, , Spilios and Glyn, all working remotely from home Thanking them for doing a brilliant job helping sick Royal Mail delivery Posties with a plan to return back to work. The team always receive praise for their professionalism despite working from home in their pyjamas and having one eye on daytime telly. The team always manage to remain professional , even though they feel filled with rage as employees are often overtalkative, ramble, overrun their allocated time , don’t answer the question that they are asked, and exaggerate their ailments in order to avoid returning to their work . The team never complain despite frequent PC system glitches requiring the use of time consuming workarounds and working additional unpaid working hours and missing breaks . The Team take it on the chin when asked to do more and more telephone assessment each day and remain committed, even embracing an artificial intelligence robot called “Gaiter “ trying to take their jobs . Wishing the team a great and well deserved Christmas break and a happy new year
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Hey Team Health Partners, gather 'round,
From Brian to you, here's a Christmas sound.
Jen, Caroline, Lewis, and Penny too,
Sylvia, Farzana, Wendy, Francisco, Spilios, Glyn – woohoo!
All remote and cozy in your pyjamas bright,
Watching daytime telly but keeping work tight.
Thanks for helping Royal Mail’s best,
Posties back to work, you ace the test.
Professional, patient, despite the rage,
Handling chatter, rambling stage by stage.
They overtalk, they ramble, time’s all gone,
Exaggerate ailments till the break of dawn.
You take it all in stride, no complain in sight,
System glitches, extra hours, working through the night.
More phone assessments, you raise the bar,
Embracing Gaiter, that AI star.
Committed and strong, through it all you weave,
In pyjamas proud, we all believe.
So here’s to your patience, your wit, your style,
Wishing you joy this festive while.
A Christmas break, you well deserve,
Happy New Year, with no reserve!Cheers to you, Health Partners crew,
From Brian’s desk, a heartfelt thank you!
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