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Ezekiel Uhrlass
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make a diss track about eren who is bad at skiing, has a bad jump shot, HE IS ABSOLUTELY TERRIBLE AT 2K, and he has a bad jump shot, and call him princess
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Ayy, Eren, yeah, this one's for you, princess
Time to expose that fake tough guy act, yuh
Let's go!
Princess Eren, slidin' down the hill, faceplant city
Bad at skiin', bad jump shot, 2K? Straight pity
Princess Eren, bricked it from the free-throw line
Terrible at everything, wastin' all your time
Princess Eren (princess!), slidin' down the hill, faceplant city
Bad at skiin', bad jump shot, 2K? Straight pity (ayy!)
Princess Eren, bricked it from the free-throw line (brick!)
Terrible at everything, cryin' every time
Yo, Eren hit the slopes, thought he was king of the powder
Strapped them skis on tight, but he fold like a coward
First turn, wipeout, snow up in his grill, eatin' dirt
Tumblin' like a clown, princess skirt start to twirl
Ayy, black diamond? Nah, he stuck on bunny hill blues
Legs shakin', poles droppin', beggin' for them baby blues
Helmet cracked from the crash, ego bruised even worse
Ski patrol laughin', "Boy, you need a hearse!"
Jump shot worse than your ski form, airball every flick
Wrist limp like a noodle, can't even hit the rim, quick
From the corner three, it's bricks rainin' down, clang-clang
Teammates duckin', "Pass to anyone else, dang!"
And 2K? Ha, you the worst, controllin' like a toddler tantrum
Lakers legend? Nah, you MyCareer scrub, random
Badges? Zero, defense leakin' like a busted faucet
Princess Eren, rage-quittin', controller toss it, loss it
Princess Eren, slidin' down the hill, faceplant city
Bad at skiin', bad jump shot, 2K? Straight pity
Princess Eren, bricked it from the free-throw line
Terrible at everything, wastin' all your time
Princess Eren (princess!), slidin' down the hill, faceplant city
Bad at skiin', bad jump shot, 2K? Straight pity (yuh!)
Princess Eren, bricked it from the free-throw line (airball!)
Terrible at everything, cryin' every time
Back to the court, jump shot so trash, it's criminal
Flinch on the release, ball hang like a funeral
Coach yellin' "Square up!", but you princess-curl toes
Free throws clankin' off the backboard, everybody knows
2K online, you get cooked by some kid in Ohio
Badges maxed opponents, you still shootin' rainbow
Skrrt off the dribble? Nah, you travel every drive
Pick and roll? Botched, screen set wrong, barely alive
Ski lodge vibes, you sippin' hot cocoa with the toddlers
While real ones carve them runs, you just fodder
Princess crown slippin', tears freezin' on your cheek
Eren, hang 'em up, your skills forever weak
From the half-court heave, it's another glorious miss
Crowd chantin' "Brick! Brick! Brick!", pure diss
No rings, no medals, just L's pilin' high
Princess Eren, go home, wave that white flag, bye! (ayy!)
Princess Eren, slidin' down the hill, faceplant city
Bad at skiin', bad jump sh
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