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🔥 “Patch Notes: Useless Dev Edition” (Super Toxic Diss Track for 323’s Admins & Devs) (Verse 1) Yo, 323 admins, gather ‘round, take a seat, I got patch notes for y’all — “FIX: your whole damn fleet.” Your moderation skills? Man, they straight-up missing, Only time you active is when someone’s dissing. Your ban appeal system is a comedy show, “Pending review” since three months ago. You swear you strict, but we all know the truth — Y’all get online to flex, not to help the youth. (Chorus) 323 dev team — big talk, no code, Your updates hit harder than a 404 load. You brag about “new scripts” like they hot off the press, But half of them break and the rest just… stress. (Verse 2) Your devs type code like they wearing blindfolds, Every line they write come with three new holes. You fix one script, then ten more die — Bro, even Notepad laughs when your team walks by. Your admins? Power hungry. Trigger happy. Ticket gets closed if your attitude’s snappy. Ask a simple question, they act brand new, Like answering players is beneath their IQ. (Bridge) Your staff meetings? Might as well not exist, ’Cause nothing ever changes except the same old glitch. Dev logs look empty like your uptime stats, Even your backups scared to run those scraps. (Verse 3) You say you “revamping the city” — stop with the cap, Last update you dropped made the whole server nap. Players beg for fixes; y’all vanish again, Come back two weeks later like “my WiFi went dim.” (Outro) So here’s to the admins, the devs, the whole crew— The least helpful team in a city near you. 323 staff, man, the truth is rough: Your server ain’t dying… you’re killing it with scuff.
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Yo, 323 admins, gather ‘round, take a seat,
I got patch notes for y’all — “FIX: your whole damn fleet.”
Your moderation skills? Man, they straight-up missing,
Only time you active is when someone’s dissing.
Your ban appeal system is a comedy show,
“Pending review” since three months ago.
You swear you strict, but we all know the truth —
Y’all get online to flex, not to help the youth.
323 dev team — big talk, no code,
Your updates hit harder than a 404 load.
You brag about “new scripts” like they hot off the press,
But half of them break and the rest just… stress.
Your devs type code like they wearing blindfolds,
Every line they write come with three new holes.
You fix one script, then ten more die —
Bro, even Notepad laughs when your team walks by.
Your admins? Power hungry. Trigger happy.
Ticket gets closed if your attitude’s snappy.
Ask a simple question, they act brand new,
Like answering players is beneath their IQ.
Your staff meetings? Might as well not exist,
’Cause nothing ever changes except the same old glitch.
Dev logs look empty like your uptime stats,
Even your backups scared to run those scraps.
You say you “revamping the city” — stop with the cap,
Last update you dropped made the whole server nap.
Players beg for fixes; y’all vanish again,
Come back two weeks later like “my WiFi went dim.”So here’s to the admins, the devs, the whole crew—
The least helpful team in a city near you.
323 staff, man, the truth is rough:
Your server ain’t dying… you’re killing it with scuff.
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