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Title: “Eighty Hours and a Happy Meal” Verse 1 Well Keegan clocked in Monday, blinked and it’s Friday Conan’s still debugging from last damn May Tom’s in the war room living off spite Eighty-hour weeks and zero daylight Blood on the keys, sweat on the floor Tears in the coffee, still asking for more Pre-Chorus Loyal to the tee, wore the logo proud Till a spreadsheet screamed louder than we ever got loud Chorus Eighty hours and a Happy Meal Apparently burgers are a bigger deal Saved the network, saved the day But fries at midnight? straight to decay Now Keegan, Conan, Tom stand tall While Kordia’s lawyers pace the hall Verse 2 Incident dinners at two a.m. Cold chips, flat Coke, saving them again No silver spoons, no corporate feast Just keeping prod alive like a wounded beast Didn’t bill a yacht, didn’t buy a plane Just fed the crew so they’d still have a brain Chorus Eighty hours and a Happy Meal That’s the crime that made it real Not fraud, not theft, not some big con Just eating food while the lights stayed on Turns out loyalty’s got an expiry date Right next to “context” on the CFO’s plate Verse 3 Enter Eoin, CFO supreme With a spreadsheet sword and a villain theme Didn’t fight the breach, didn’t take the call But boy he swung when the numbers looked small Counted cents like they were sins Missed the part where the company wins Pre-Chorus Never saw Conan half asleep Never saw Tom hold prod together with hope and caffeine Never saw Keegan carry the load Just saw receipts and hit explode Chorus Eighty hours and a Happy Meal Eoin said “that don’t feel ideal” But feelings ain’t facts and logs don’t lie And judges don’t blink at a drive-thru pie Now Eoin’s sweating in a button-down While truth’s doing laps around courtroom town Bridge Logs lined up like a country choir Emails singing “you’re gonna require Context, timelines, reason too” Not “vibes and optics” part one and two Verse 4 Keegan said “mate, we did it right” Conan laughed “see you in court, alright” Tom tuned his guitar, said “place your bets I’ll wager fries beat fake regrets” Final Chorus Eighty hours and a Happy Meal Turns out that’s not a criminal deal Kordia’s sweating, Eoin’s tight When facts walk in wearing daylight Yeah funny how truth don’t fold And companies lose when the story’s told Outro So here’s to Keegan, Conan, Tom Worked like dogs till the thanks went numb In cyber and country one thing is true You don’t screw your best then expect to win too Steel guitar. Mic drop. Court adjourned. Laughter in the gallery.
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Well Keegan clocked in Monday, blinked and it’s Friday
Conan’s still debugging from last damn May
Tom’s in the war room living off spite
Eighty-hour weeks and zero daylight
Blood on the keys, sweat on the floor
Tears in the coffee, still asking for more
Loyal to the tee, wore the logo proud
Till a spreadsheet screamed louder than we ever got loud
Eighty hours and a Happy Meal
Apparently burgers are a bigger deal
Saved the network, saved the day
But fries at midnight? straight to decay
Now Keegan, Conan, Tom stand tall
While Kordia’s lawyers pace the hall
Incident dinners at two a.m.
Cold chips, flat Coke, saving them again
No silver spoons, no corporate feast
Just keeping prod alive like a wounded beast
Didn’t bill a yacht, didn’t buy a plane
Just fed the crew so they’d still have a brain
Eighty hours and a Happy Meal
That’s the crime that made it real
Not fraud, not theft, not some big con
Just eating food while the lights stayed on
Turns out loyalty’s got an expiry date
Right next to “context” on the CFO’s plate
Enter Eoin, CFO supreme
With a spreadsheet sword and a villain theme
Didn’t fight the breach, didn’t take the call
But boy he swung when the numbers looked small
Counted cents like they were sins
Missed the part where the company wins
Never saw Conan half asleep
Never saw Tom hold prod together with hope and caffeine
Never saw Keegan carry the load
Just saw receipts and hit explode
Eighty hours and a Happy Meal
Eoin said “that don’t feel ideal”
But feelings ain’t facts and logs don’t lie
And judges don’t blink at a drive-thru pie
Now Eoin’s sweating in a button-down
While truth’s doing laps around courtroom town
Logs lined up like a country choir
Emails singing “you’re gonna require
Context, timelines, reason too”
Not “vibes and optics” part one and two
Keegan said “mate, we did it right”
Conan laughed “see you in court, alright”
Tom tuned his guitar, said “place your bets
I’ll wager fries beat fake regrets”
Eighty hours and a Happy Meal
Turns out that’s not a criminal deal
Kordia’s sweating, Eoin’s tight
When facts walk in wearing daylight
Yeah funny how truth don’t fold
And companies lose when the story’s toldSo here’s to Keegan, Conan, Tom
Worked like dogs till the thanks went numb
In cyber and country one thing is true
You don’t screw your best then expect to win too
Steel guitar. Mic drop. Court adjourned. Laughter in the gallery.
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