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Christmas Chaos
Henry Woods
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funny Christmas song
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Ho-ho—oh, oh—hey-ya, ha!
Ba-da-bum, ba-da-bum, jing-a-ling, jing-a-ling
Grandma's wearing lights like a Christmas crown (bling, bling)
Uncle's mistletoe stuck on his forehead now
The cat climbed up and declared the tree his throne
Ornaments singing when they hit the floor—oh no, oh no
The gingerbread man is filing a complaint
Said the oven's lawyer burned his suit and paint
There's a fruitcake in the hallway used as a doorstop
It winked, "I'm timeless," and then it started to hop
Neighbors caroled at midnight with a kazoo (toot, toot)
The snowman took a selfie and deleted it too
Missed socks under the tree doing a slow parade
And the twinkle lights are tangled in a serenade (ooh)
It's Christmas chaos, Christmas chaos—ho-ho, oh-oh
Presents in pajamas, candy canes on the go (go, go)
It's Christmas chaos, Christmas chaos—heh-heh, ayy
Santa's stuck in the chimney but he waved and said, "okay" (okay)
It's Christmas chaos, Christmas chaos—oh-oh, oh-oh
We toast to the mayhem with a mug of eggnog glow
It's Christmas chaos, Christmas chaos—na-na, na-na
Sing it loud, sing it wrong, that's how we do the holiday—ha!
Rudolph joined a Zoom call, forgot to mute his snort
Prancer's Wi‑Fi lag made him dance a little short (skrrt)
Sleigh's in the driveway with a parking ticket note
Signed by the parking elf—"Please move your sled, you goat"
Auntie knitted sweaters that look like modern art
They blink and hum and occasionally fall apart
The stockings are a mixtape of weird odd socks and jokes
There’s glitter in the casserole and tinsel in the yolks
We wrapped the cat in wrapping paper—don't tell mom (shh)
He learned to roll like a present and then he grew a pom-pom
The tree is doing yoga, trying to find its center
Kids are building forts with boxes—fort of epic splendor (aye)
It's Christmas chaos, Christmas chaos—ho-ho, oh-oh
Presents in pajamas, candy canes on the go (go, go)
It's Christmas chaos, Christmas chaos—heh-heh, ayy
Santa's stuck in the chimney but he waved and said, "okay" (okay)
It's Christmas chaos, Christmas chaos—oh-oh, oh-oh
We toast to the mayhem with a mug of eggnog glow
It's Christmas chaos, Christmas chaos—na-na, na-na
Sing it loud, sing it wrong, that's how we do the holiday—ha!Ho-ho—oh, oh—hey-ya, ha!
Merry mess, merry mess, pass the cookies (pass 'em)
Merry mess, merry mess, hug the chaos tight
Merry mess, merry mess—goodnight, goodnight!
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