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A rap about Leo the ninja turtle and his brothers calling him a lame-o-nardo
Lyrics
[intro]
Ayy, yo, it's Raph, Don, Mikey in the sewer lab,
Leo think he boss, but we 'bout to call his bluff, skrrt!
Blue mask faker, time to roast, yuh!
[verse]
Yo, Leo, Mr. Leader-man, posin' with them katanas so tight,
But you slip on pizza grease, faceplant every night, ayy!
We out here fightin' Shredder, you yell "Cowabunga!" too late,
Bro, you the hype man flop, always sealin' your own fate.
Raph got the sais, red hot rage, punch Foot Clan clean through,
Donnie hack the robots, brainiac moves, what you do? Nothin' new.
Mikey spin them nunchucks, party king, booyakasha blast,
You just stand there preachin', "Teamwork!" like we asked, ha!
Lame-o-nardo, paintin' pictures like da Vinci's ghost,
But your leadership sketchy, lines all crossed, toast!
Trainin' all day, no chill, Splinter's golden boy crown,
We sneakin' topside for fun, you trackin' us down, clown.
Katana swings wild, miss the mark, boomerang back slap,
Brothers laughin' hard, you cry "Focus!"—nah, take a nap.
Hero pose in the mirror, blue bandana flex,
But Shredder see you comin', dodge easy, what next? Yuh!
[chorus]
Lame-o-nardo! Lame-o-nardo! (ayy!)
Lame-o-nardo! Strict and borin', no glow! (yuh!)
Lame-o-nardo! Lame-o-nardo! (skrrt!)
Brothers roastin' you, turtle flow, too slow!
Lame-o-nardo! Lame-o-nardo! (boo-ya!)
Lame-o-nardo! Pose all day, what a show! (ha!)
Lame-o-nardo! Lame-o-nardo!
[verse]
Donnie on the mic now, gadgets poppin', tech supreme,
You ask for maps, I draw 'em, but you still lose the team,
Shellhead scholar here, equations droppin' like bombs,
Your battle plans? Basic doodles, straight-up qualms.
Raph jump in, sai stabbin', rage mode unlock,
You talk "Honor code," I talk "Sock 'em in the block!" Pow!
Mikey wild out, nunchuck whirl, pizza flip in the air,
You scold us eatin', "Discipline!"—bro, life ain't fair.
Lame-o-nardo, blue turtle blues, always the straight edge,
We party in the lair, you meditatin' on the ledge.
Golden child glitch, family diss track MVP.
Foot Clan raid? We handle biz, you arrive fashionably late,
Posin' heroic, but the damage done—checkmate!
Splinter nod at you, but we know the real tea,
Katana collector, shelf full of fails, dust 'em off slow,
Brothers united, call you out—steal the show! Ayy!
[chorus]
Lame-o-nardo! Lame-o-nardo! (ayy!)
Lame-o-nardo! Strict and borin', no glow! (yuh!)
Lame-o-nardo! Lame-o-nardo! (skrrt!)
Brothers roastin' you, turtle flow, too slow!
Lame-o-nardo! Lame-o-nardo! (boo-ya!)
Lame-o-nardo! Pose all day, what a show! (ha!)
Lame-o-nardo! Lame-o-nardo!
Lame-o-nardo! Lame-o-nardo! (fade that out)
[break]
Cowabunga? Nah, lame-a-bunga! Peace!
[outro]
Yuh, turtles out, Leo still posin'... lame-o! (ayy, skrrt!)
