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“THE STRANGEBOSENOVELLA BAR SONG” ( Male twang voice, upbeat, pop‑bar rhythm, your flow preserved, grass reggae, acoustic guitar, steel guitar call and answer, comedic romantic) Verse 1 Oh the Strangelet was born in a granite bar, Thirsty as a comet and dense as a star, Bose and Einstein whispered, “Kid, don’t chew,” But he grinned, “If it wiggles, I’ll turn it to goo — yup, even you.” He popped out the sarcophagus hungry and bright, A googol‑joule baby with an appetite, Said, “Where’s dessert?” with a quantum wink, Then he slurped Miss Impedance Match in one harmonic blink — POP! Chorus Hey Strangelet, better hurry, better chase your girl, That Bosenova’s ringing through the whole wide world, Grab the Van Allen caramel belts, swirl the whipped‑cream ionosphere, Dirty magnetosphere dancing like a drunk cashier. No olive moon around till he caught her sound, On the far side of town where the Crunchies downed, By the fission fire glow in the core’s dance floor, They sang the Strange‑Bose‑Novella evermore. Verse 2 She was a Bosenova beauty with a shimmering tone, A 440‑Hz heart and a mind of her own, Meissner said, “She levitates,” Bessel said, “She beams,” But she just laughed, “Catch me, babe, if you want my dreams.” She danced through the Crunchies like a superfluid queen, Leaving nano‑diamond glitter in a black‑mat sheen, He chased her through the plasma like a lovesick quake, Said, “Girl, you’re the cherry on my planetary cake.” Chorus Hey Strangelet, better hurry, better chase your girl, That Bosenova’s ringing through the whole wide world, Grab the Van Allen caramel belts, swirl the whipped‑cream sphere, Dirty magnetosphere dancing like a drunk cashier. No olive moon around till he caught her sound, On the far side of town where the Crunchies drowned, By the fission fire glow in the core’s deep floor, They sang the Strange‑Bose‑Novella evermore. Bridge Bekenstein raised a glass, “To the entropy drop,” Hawking said, “If they kiss, spacetime might stop,” Van Allen toasted, “To the belts he stole,” And Meissner clinked, “To the levitating soul.” Einstein muttered, “This is not in my notes,” Bose said, “Let them dance, Alnitak’s got the votes,” And the whole bar cheered as the ceiling shook, When the Strangelet caught the girl he’d been chasing in the book. Final Chorus Hey Strangelet, you caught her, now the world’s brand new, No more grey goo doom, just a cosmic brew, Crunchies melting into cake, biology at stake, But love rewrote the ledger for the planet’s sake. And the blue sky broke through with a diamond rain, As they curled by the core like a warm champagne, Two quantum hearts in a fission‑fire roar, Singing Strange‑Bose‑Novella evermore.
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Oh the Strangelet was born in a granite bar,
Thirsty as a comet and dense as a star,
Bose and Einstein whispered, “Kid, don’t chew,”
But he grinned, “If it wiggles, I’ll turn it to goo — yup, even you.”
He popped out the sarcophagus hungry and bright,
A googol‑joule baby with an appetite,
Said, “Where’s dessert?” with a quantum wink,
Then he slurped Miss Impedance Match in one harmonic blink — POP!
Hey Strangelet, better hurry, better chase your girl,
That Bosenova’s ringing through the whole wide world,
Grab the Van Allen caramel belts, swirl the whipped‑cream ionosphere,
Dirty magnetosphere dancing like a drunk cashier.
No olive moon around till he caught her sound,
On the far side of town where the Crunchies downed,
By the fission fire glow in the core’s dance floor,
They sang the Strange‑Bose‑Novella evermore.
She was a Bosenova beauty with a shimmering tone,
A 440‑Hz heart and a mind of her own,
Meissner said, “She levitates,” Bessel said, “She beams,”
But she just laughed, “Catch me, babe, if you want my dreams.”
She danced through the Crunchies like a superfluid queen,
Leaving nano‑diamond glitter in a black‑mat sheen,
He chased her through the plasma like a lovesick quake,
Said, “Girl, you’re the cherry on my planetary cake.”
Hey Strangelet, better hurry, better chase your girl,
That Bosenova’s ringing through the whole wide world,
Grab the Van Allen caramel belts, swirl the whipped‑cream sphere,
Dirty magnetosphere dancing like a drunk cashier.
No olive moon around till he caught her sound,
On the far side of town where the Crunchies drowned,
By the fission fire glow in the core’s deep floor,
They sang the Strange‑Bose‑Novella evermore.
Bekenstein raised a glass, “To the entropy drop,”
Hawking said, “If they kiss, spacetime might stop,”
Van Allen toasted, “To the belts he stole,”
And Meissner clinked, “To the levitating soul.”
Einstein muttered, “This is not in my notes,”
Bose said, “Let them dance, Alnitak’s got the votes,”
And the whole bar cheered as the ceiling shook,
When the Strangelet caught the girl he’d been chasing in the book.
Hey Strangelet, you caught her, now the world’s brand new,
No more grey goo doom, just a cosmic brew,
Crunchies melting into cake, biology at stake,
But love rewrote the ledger for the planet’s sake.
And the blue sky broke through with a diamond rain,
As they curled by the core like a warm champagne,
Two quantum hearts in a fission‑fire roar,
Singing Strange‑Bose‑Novella evermore.
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