Blaine Drinks Milk

Intro

Yo, turn me up, turn me up (ayy)

Ayo—this one’s for Blaine (heh), skrrt

Verse

Blaine sippin' from a plastic cup like it's a badge of pride, yuh

Got that milk moustache, tryin' to hide but it’s wide, huh

Cereal champ in the morning, cereal champ by noon (whoo)

Still hittin' glass like it's applause, like you run the room

You front like you tough but you tremble at lactose (ayy)

Say you heavyweight, but you squeakin' at the first frost

Pour a tide of white, think you made a wave, nah

I bring bars, you bring calcium — that’s cute, ha

You steady swarmin' the dairy aisle like you own the floor

I’m selling out shows, you stocking shelves at the store (skrrt)

Milk run, blue cap, you on repeat, man, that’s stuck

You flexin' on Instagram with a straw and a plastic truck

Talk big, sip slow, every sip a confession (yuh)

Milk on your shirt like a badge of regression

Actin' like a king with a crown made of carton (ayy)

I write punchlines, you just practice startin' a pattern

Chorus

Blaine drinks milk, Blaine drinks milk, Blaine drinks milk, Blaine drinks milk (whoa)

Blaine drinks milk, Blaine drinks milk, Blaine drinks milk, Blaine drinks milk (ayy)

Sip-sip, sip-sip, sip-sip, sip-sip (sip), uh

Watch him stir the carton, watch him stir the carton, uh

Verse

You call it comfort, I call it a habit to break (break)

You got more cartons than friends — what a hollow shake (hollow)

Ice in your cup, steady chillin' with the drama-free label (chill)

But when real heat comes, you melt — sorry, that’s unstable

Moo-ments on your feed, moo-ments on your sleeve (brr)

Every caption loud but your backbone take its leave

You name-drop brands like they pay rent in your brain (nah)

I name the score — you just pour and complain

Lactose lane, detour to the kiddie booth (uh-huh)

I bring the microphone, you bring a baby spoon

You practice nostalgia, but progress is a stranger (yuh)

You stuck in the pantry, I’m out at the danger

Milk moustache smile, but the grin is thin (thin)

Tryna flex calcium like it props up your sin

Spoilin' for attention, you curdle at the follow (curdle)

While I’m cookin' up verses that hit hard and hollow

Pre-chorus

Let the glass settle, let the truth pour clear (let it pour)

One sip at a time, you reveal what's near (watch)

Mirror on the wall, who you showin' for? (who)

A man with a cup still knockin' on the door (knock)

Chorus

Blaine drinks milk, Blaine drinks milk, Blaine drinks milk, Blaine drinks milk (yeah)

Blaine drinks milk, Blaine drinks milk, Blaine drinks milk, Blaine drinks milk (ayy)

Sip-sip, sip-sip, sip-sip, sip-sip (sip), uh

Watch him stir the carton, watch him stir the carton, uh

Verse

You talk big about flavor, but your script is thin-inked (thin)

Got more battle scars from straws than you've ever inked

Late-night fridges your hideout, midnight carton glow (glow)

I see the tap-light flicker — that’s the solo