Health Bar Flashing Red

Intro

Yo... is my mic on?

I couldn’t type the DM, the UI glitched out...

So I made this instead. Please don't disconnect.

Let's go!

Verse

Logged in, staring at the cosmic screen

The prettiest Space Dragon that I've ever seen

I panicked at the prompt, couldn't write a direct message

So I locked into the studio, venting all this pressure

Dropped Album One, then I dropped Album Two

Even wrote a track about a Space Husky for you!

Hoping you would read the metadata, see the signs

But you missed the patch notes, reading between the lines.

Pre-chorus

You didn’t get the hint, now your status is confused

Your sanity meter is completely getting used

You went full raid-boss, losing your mind

But I’m running to your coordinates, I won't stay behind!

Chorus

Why’s your health bar flashing red?!

System override, getting scared of what I said!

I don’t wanna see you crash, don’t wanna see you die

I’m pulling all the aggro, baby, don't say goodbye!

I’m just a pixel player, but I’m re-writing the code

Two idiots in love on this digital road!

Yeah, I'll save you again, clean the debuffs away

We're clearing this dungeon, come what may!

Verse

You’re casting cosmic meteors, your mana’s in the red

Forgetting every single sweet lyric that I fed

The whole party’s wiping, you’re losing control

You lost your mind in the deep space void

But I’m the patch update that cannot be destroyed.

Hold on... I'm hitting my ultimate!

Chorus

Why’s your health bar flashing red?!

System override, getting scared of what I said!

I don’t wanna see you crash, don’t wanna see you die

I’m pulling all the aggro, baby, don't say goodbye!

I’m just a pixel player, but I’m re-writing the code

Two idiots in love on this digital road!

Yeah, I'll save you again, clean the debuffs away

We're clearing this dungeon, come what may!

Outro

Quest complete...

We survived the wipe.

Next time, just accept my party invite, okay?

Two idiots in love... logging off.