Main Character Syndrome

Verse

Yeah, the Grift is still active, Bex ain't learnin' a thing,

Now she got that Main Character Syndrome, watch the drama she bring.

A two-minute clip of your life? Nah, she can't resist,

Gotta jump in the comments, gotta clench her fist.

Someone's got a victory? She centers the chat,

"That reminds me of the time when my success was like that!"

Someone's got a problem? A personal, dark strife?

She gotta spin it back around, "Lemme talk about my life!"

It's not empathy, Bex, it's just pure ego bait,

A black hole of attention that you tryin' to create.

Every stitch of content, from a fight to a win,

She warps the whole message, then she dives right in.

You the human equivalent of a reply-all email,

Unnecessary noise, makin' everyone bail.

Always the bridesmaid, tryin' to snatch the bride's mic,

It's a digital parasite, a truly tragic sight.

So step back, take a breather, let someone else speak,

'Cause the sound of your voice is starting to feel weak!