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Radio Voiced singer. Classic News lyrics "Salutations, Pentagram City! Why, it’s been a delightful age since we’ve had a proper broadcast. Turn up those dials, everyone—the Radio Demon is back on the air with some... Classic News!" (Verse 1) I see the screens are glowing with a digital decay A million tiny pixels rotting brains away You’re streaming your emotions, posting every little sin But darling, tell me, where’s the soul? Where does the show begin? You call it 'content,' I call it a bore A flicker in the pan before you’re begging for some more! (Pre-Chorus) So put down the tablet, unplug the wire Let’s set this modern medium on fire! If you want the truth of how the story ends Just listen to the frequency your old pal Alastor sends! (Chorus) Oh, it’s the Classic News, and the headlines are grim! The Overlords are sinking, so you’d better learn to swim! Forget the television, that’s a colorful ruse I’m bringing back the static and the rhythm and the blues! It’s a vintage kind of vengeance, a stylish sort of strike The whole world’s watching... but they’re listening to the mic! (Verse 2) Vox is in a panic, spinning circles in his head While I’m just enjoying how the rumors have spread He’s obsessed with the 'future,' with the 'now' and the 'new' But he’s forgotten what a seasoned entertainer can do! A shadow in the corner, a crackle in the night I don’t need a camera to give you all a fright! (Bridge) (The music slows down to a haunting, low saxophone solo. Alastor’s voice drops to a dark, menacing whisper.) The world is a stage, and the script is quite thin... I’m just here to see who will lose, and who’ll win. Smile for the audience, show off those teeth Hide all the carnage that’s buried beneath. One little click, and your legacy dies... But a radio broadcast? That never tells lies. (Guitar & Horn Solo - Pure Chaos) (Chorus) Yes, it’s the Classic News, and the headlines are grim! The Overlords are sinking, so you’d better learn to swim! Forget the television, that’s a colorful ruse I’m bringing back the static and the rhythm and the blues! It’s a vintage kind of vengeance, a stylish sort of strike The whole world’s watching... but they’re listening to the mic! (Outro) Stay tuned, folks! The broadcast never truly ends... it only gets louder. (A loud static screech cuts the music abruptly) Alastor: "And remember... you’re never fully dressed without a smile!" (Final burst of canned laughter as the signal fades to silence.)
Lyrics
[intro]
Salutations, Pentagram City! Why, it’s been a delightful age since we’ve had a proper broadcast. Turn up those dials, everyone—the Radio Demon is back on the air with some... Classic News!
[verse]
I see the screens are glowing with a digital decay
A million tiny pixels rotting brains away
You’re streaming your emotions, posting every little sin
But darling, tell me, where’s the soul? Where does the show begin?
You call it 'content,' I call it a bore
A flicker in the pan before you’re begging for some more!
[pre-chorus]
So put down the tablet, unplug the wire
Let’s set this modern medium on fire!
If you want the truth of how the story ends
Just listen to the frequency your old pal Alastor sends!
[chorus]
Oh, it’s the Classic News, and the headlines are grim!
The Overlords are sinking, so you’d better learn to swim!
Forget the television, that’s a colorful ruse
I’m bringing back the static and the rhythm and the blues!
It’s a vintage kind of vengeance, a stylish sort of strike
The whole world’s watching... but they’re listening to the mic!
[verse]
Vox is in a panic, spinning circles in his head
While I’m just enjoying how the rumors have spread
He’s obsessed with the 'future,' with the 'now' and the 'new'
But he’s forgotten what a seasoned entertainer can do!
A shadow in the corner, a crackle in the night
I don’t need a camera to give you all a fright!
[bridge]
The music slows down to a haunting, low saxophone solo. Alastor’s voice drops to a dark, menacing whisper.
The world is a stage, and the script is quite thin...
I’m just here to see who will lose, and who’ll win.
Smile for the audience, show off those teeth
Hide all the carnage that’s buried beneath.
One little click, and your legacy dies...
But a radio broadcast? That never tells lies.
[break]
[chorus]
Yes, it’s the Classic News, and the headlines are grim!
The Overlords are sinking, so you’d better learn to swim!
Forget the television, that’s a colorful ruse
I’m bringing back the static and the rhythm and the blues!
It’s a vintage kind of vengeance, a stylish sort of strike
The whole world’s watching... but they’re listening to the mic!
[outro]
Stay tuned, folks! The broadcast never truly ends... it only gets louder.
(A loud static screech cuts the music abruptly)
Alastor: "And remember... you’re never fully dressed without a smile!"
(Final burst of canned laughter as the signal fades to silence.)
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