The Billionaire's Pet Rock

Intro

Yeah, yeah

He bought the world but it wasn't enough

So he picked up a stone and he called it love

Verse

Diamond collar on a chunk of gray

Private jet to the quarry every day

Feeds it caviar from a silver spoon

Tucks it in at night in a penthouse room

Talks to it sweet when the market dips

" You're my only friend that don't want my chips"

Chorus

The billionaire's pet rock

Sits on a throne of cash

The billionaire's pet rock

Never talks back, never asks

Oh-oh, oh-oh

Just rolls when he tells it to roll

The billionaire's pet rock

Living the dream in a solid-gold hole

Verse

Takes it swimming in the infinity pool

Hires a masseuse just to polish it cool

Buys it a friend from the same old hill

But sends the friend back 'cause it looked too real

Paparazzi flash but the rock don't care

It's the only thing in his life that stays right there

Chorus

The billionaire's pet rock

Sits on a throne of cash

The billionaire's pet rock

Never talks back, never asks

Oh-oh, oh-oh

Just rolls when he tells it to roll

The billionaire's pet rock

Living the dream in a solid-gold hole

Bridge

One day the rock just rolled off the shelf

Fell seventeen floors and cracked itself

He stared at the pieces like they broke his heart

Then ordered another from the same old cart

Chorus

The billionaire's pet rock

Sits on a throne of cash

The billionaire's pet rock

Never talks back, never asks

Oh-oh, oh-oh

Just rolls when he tells it to roll

The billionaire's pet rock

Living the dream in a solid-gold hole

Chorus

The billionaire's pet rock

Sits on a throne of cash

The billionaire's pet rock

Never talks back, never asks

Oh-oh, oh-oh

Outro

Yeah, yeah

(rock, rock)

(roll, roll)