King Kong Girl

Intro

Yeah, listen up, I got a message for my so-called friend

King Kong girl, that's what they call you in the end

Dumb and fat, you're a joke, a mess, a shame

(hey, hey, hey) you're to blame

Verse

You're a giant, but your brain is small (tiny, tiny) can't even stand at all

You stomp around, like a beast in the night

But your words are hollow, no substance, no light

You're a Kong, but you ain't got the might (weak, weak) you're just a fake, a phony in sight

Your fat rolls, they shake, they jiggle, they sway (boom, boom, boom) but your IQ's in disarray

You think you're tough, but you're just a clown (fool, fool) getting played, wearing a frown

Chorus

King Kong girl, you're a disaster, a mess

Dumb and fat, you're a joke, I must confess

(oh-oh, oh-oh) you're going down

King Kong girl, you're wearing a frown

Verse

You try to roar, but it's just a squeak (squeak, squeak) you're a joke, unique

You're a monster, but you're not scary (not, not) you're just a laughing stock, quite hairy

Your size is big, but your heart is small (tiny, tiny) you're a coward, after all

You hide behind, your weight and your might (oh-oh, oh-oh) but you're just a weakling, in a fight

You're a Kong, but you ain't got the skill (weak, weak) you're just a loser, standing still