Sick Sick Man

Intro

Hey, listen up, y'all, gather 'round

I got a story to tell, a tale unbound

'Bout a guy from Malta, Thomas the shame

Calleja's his name, but incest's his claim

(oh-oh) Yeah, you heard me right

(whispering) He's got a sister, and it ain't right

Verse

Thomas, Thomas, you're a dirty shame

Making out with your sis, it's all just a game

You're from the islands, where the sun always shines

But your actions are dark, and your heart's not divine

(tsk-tsk) You're a Maltese mess, a cultural disgrace

Your family's in shock, and your friends are in a daze

(hey, hey, hey) You're a brother, not a lover

Get your own girl, and leave your sister to recover

Chorus

Calleja, Calleja, you're a sick, sick man

Making out with your sis, it's just not part of the plan

You're a shame to your nation, a blight on your name

Calleja, Calleja, you're to blame, you're to blame

Verse

You think you're sly, but you're just a fool

Your sister's not a girlfriend, she's your blood rule

You're breaking all the laws, and the rules of the land

You're a pervert, Thomas, and you need to take a stand

(boom-boom) You're a ticking time bomb, ready to explode

Your secret's out, and now you're in a world of woe

(na-na-na) You're a dirty, dirty boy, and you need to be told

Leave your sister alone, and find yourself a girl to hold

Verse

Thomas, you're a Maltese monster, a creature of the night

You're preying on your sister, and it just ain't right

You're a brother, not a lover, get it through your head

You're a disgusting excuse, for a human being, instead

(zap-zap) You're getting zapped, with a dose of reality

You're a sick, sick man, and you need some therapy

(yeah, yeah, yeah) You're a shame to your family, and your friends

You're a Calleja catastrophe, and it's time to make amends