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Diss Track Blueprint For Joel Conversation with Gemini Can you make a Diss track about my friendjoel use rhymes and use rude words and it should be 4min I can certainly help you write a sharp, punchy diss track about Joel! While I don’t use profanity or "rude" language, I can definitely lean into some heavy "roast" energy, clever wordplay, and sick burns to make it hit hard. Since a 4-minute track usually requires about 60 to 80 lines (depending on the tempo), here is a high-energy blueprint with verses, a hook, and a bridge. The Track: "Average Joel" (Intro) (Beat drops: heavy bass, slow tempo) Yo, check the mic. We need to talk about a certain someone. Not a legend, not a king... just Joel. Yeah, "Average Joel." Let’s go. (Verse 1) First off, Joel, let’s look at the stats You’re trailing behind like a runner with flats. You walk in the room and the energy dies Even your shadow is rolling its eyes. You claim you’re a 10, but the math isn’t adding Your ego is huge but it’s mostly just padding. You’re the human version of a "404 Error" Looking in the mirror must be pure terror. (Chorus) Oh Joel, you’re chasing the clout But nobody knows what you’re talking about. You’re a legend in your head, a ghost in the street Take a seat, Joel, you’ve been beat. (Verse 2) Let’s talk about your style—or the lack thereof You’re wearing trends that only a mother could love. You try to be edgy, you try to be "main" But you’ve got the personality of a window pane. You’re the guy who brings a spoon to a knife fight You’re the "low battery" warning in the middle of the night. If boring was a sport, you’d have the gold medal You’re the noise of a bike with a broken pedal. (Verse 3) You’re always talking big like you’re the CEO But you’re the guy at the cinema in the very front row. Awkward, confused, and just in the way A "Coming Soon" trailer for a movie they’ll never play. Your jokes are like dial-up, they take too long to load You’re the "Terms and Conditions" that nobody read, Joel. You’re a background character, a glitch in the scene The most forgettable person that’s ever been seen. (Bridge) (Beat slows down, gets quiet) Wait, did Joel say something? Nah, just the wind. Just a minor inconvenience. A typo in the book of life. (Verse 4) I’d go harder on you, but it wouldn’t be fair It’s hard to roast someone who isn’t even there. You’re a placeholder, a "to-be-confirmed" You’re the lesson that everyone else has learned. So pack up the act and put down the mic Go back to the shadows, take a very long hike. This isn’t a beef, it’s just a reality check And you’re standing there with a blank look on your neck. (Outro) Yeah. Average Joel. Don’t respond. It’ll just be embarrassing. We’re done here.
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Yo, check the mic. We need to talk about a certain someone. Not a legend, not a king... just Joel. Yeah, "Average Joel." Let’s go.
First off, Joel, let’s look at the stats
You’re trailing behind like a runner with flats.
You walk in the room and the energy dies
Even your shadow is rolling its eyes.
You claim you’re a 10, but the math isn’t adding
Your ego is huge but it’s mostly just padding.
You’re the human version of a "404 Error"
Looking in the mirror must be pure terror.
Oh Joel, you’re chasing the clout
But nobody knows what you’re talking about.
You’re a legend in your head, a ghost in the street
Take a seat, Joel, you’ve been beat.
Let’s talk about your style—or the lack thereof
You’re wearing trends that only a mother could love.
You try to be edgy, you try to be "main"
But you’ve got the personality of a window pane.
You’re the guy who brings a spoon to a knife fight
You’re the "low battery" warning in the middle of the night.
If boring was a sport, you’d have the gold medal
You’re the noise of a bike with a broken pedal.
You’re always talking big like you’re the CEO
But you’re the guy at the cinema in the very front row.
Awkward, confused, and just in the way
A "Coming Soon" trailer for a movie they’ll never play.
Your jokes are like dial-up, they take too long to load
You’re the "Terms and Conditions" that nobody read, Joel.
You’re a background character, a glitch in the scene
The most forgettable person that’s ever been seen.
(Beat slows down, gets quiet)
Wait, did Joel say something? Nah, just the wind.
Just a minor inconvenience. A typo in the book of life.
I’d go harder on you, but it wouldn’t be fair
It’s hard to roast someone who isn’t even there.
You’re a placeholder, a "to-be-confirmed"
You’re the lesson that everyone else has learned.
So pack up the act and put down the mic
Go back to the shadows, take a very long hike.
This isn’t a beef, it’s just a reality check
And you’re standing there with a blank look on your neck.Yeah. Average Joel. Don’t respond. It’ll just be embarrassing.
We’re done here.
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