Socrates Ragebait

Intro

(Question... question...)

Ayy, yo, Socrates in the forum, baitin' 'em all

Scrollin' through Athens like it's Twitter, watch the meltdown

Verse

Step in the agora, hemlock sippin', feelin' immortal

Sophists talk big, but I flip the script, make 'em squirm all

"What is justice?" Drop that bomb, they rage, fists balled

Ignorance exposed, no cap, I'm the original troll god

Phaedo cryin', Crito beggin', but I stay unphased

Gadfly buzzin', stingin' egos, leave 'em dazed

They call me poison, but truth's the venom in my veins

Question your gods, your kings, watch the whole empire crack and strain

Yuh, dialectic dagger, slice through the fake

They ban me from symposia, but the mob can't escape

Accuse me corruptin' youth? Nah, I'm just wakin' the sleepers

Feed 'em the serum, now they seein' clearer, truth-reapers

Trial in the court, jury of fools, verdict's a joke

But I drink the cup smilin', ultimate mic drop, provoke

Legacy eternal, memes in the marble, etched in stone

Socrates ragebait, king of the throne, never alone

Chorus

Socrates ragebait! (Ragebait!) Question it all

Make 'em mad, make 'em fall (Fall, fall!)

"What do you know?" Hit 'em with the call

Ignorance bait, watch the meltdown, yuh!

Socrates ragebait! (Ragebait!) Flip the script quick

Truth serum drip, make the liars sick (Sick, sick!)

Gadfly sting, hear the empire crack

Rage on me, but you can't take it back!

Ragebait! Ragebait! (Ayy!) Ragebait! Ragebait!

Verse

Modern scroll, I'm @SocratesTroll, verified blue check

Post "Define virtue," replies flood, necks gettin' wrecked

Influencers glitch, algorithms twitch, engagement maxed

Blue check sophists cry "Block!" but the horde attacks

Yuh, hemlock emoji in bio, drip eternal

They ratio me heavy, but views go infernal

Podcast debates, I humble the host, mic smokin'

"Know thyself?" Nah, most don't know they're chokin'

From Plato's cave to Reddit threads, shadows dancin' wild

I drag 'em to the light, they blind, start defyin' the child

Accusations fly: "Misinfo king!" But facts don't bend

I'm the original disruptor, no like, no trend

Trial by fire, cancel mob howlin', pitchforks high

But I sip the brew laughin', watch the weak comply

Echoes in the forum, questions bouncin' off walls

Socrates forever, baitin' the fall

Chorus

Socrates ragebait! (Ragebait!) Question it all

Make 'em mad, make 'em fall (Fall, fall!)

"What do you know?" Hit 'em with the call

Ignorance bait, watch the meltdown, yuh!

Socrates ragebait! (Ragebait!) Flip the script quick

Truth serum drip, make the liars sick (Sick, sick!)

Gadfly sting, hear the empire crack

Rage on me, but you can't take it back!

Ragebait! Ragebait! (Ayy!) Ragebait! Ragebait!

Bridge

(Question... know thyself... know thyself...)

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