Tea Party

Intro

(Tea time, tea time)

Hey Mr. Trump, ding-dong!

Bibi's waitin', come along!

(Yeah yeah, pour it up)

Verse

Golden cups on a fluffy cloud table,

Red ties and flags, we’re settin’ it stable.

Sugar cubes dancin’, lemon slices twist,

World map napkins, can’t resist this.

From Jerusalem lights to Mar-a-Lago breeze,

You’re the VIP guest, bring your golden keys.

No real pots boilin’, just dreams in the air,

Laughin’ over crumpets, without a care.

Pre-chorus

Hear the teapot whistle, (whoo-whoa)

Invitation’s official, (oh yeah)

Step into the wonderland glow,

We’re brewin’ up somethin’ nobody knows!

Chorus

Tea party, tea party, come sip with me!

Bibi’s callin’ Trump, yeah, you and me!

Pour it high, (high high), let’s make a deal,

Imaginary feast, how’s it feel? (Feel so good)

Tea party, tea party, pinky up high!

Leaders dancin’ wild under candy sky!

Stir it up, (stir stir), yeah, one more cup,

Dream tea forever, we ain’t givin’ up!

Verse

Strawberry jam jars with deal-maker spoons,

Elephant cookies under silver moons.

Talkin’ big plans with a wink and a grin,

No cameras flashin’, just us twins.

From peace pacts to golf swings in the yard,

Teacups clinkin’, hittin’ every chord.

Mad dash to the table, hats tippin’ low,

This party’s poppin’, let the good times flow!

Pre-chorus

Teapot’s steamin’ hot, (hot hot)

Clock’s tickin’ non-stop, (yeah yeah)

Jump into the fantasy spin,

Where the real world lets us win!

Chorus

Tea party, tea party, come sip with me!

Bibi’s callin’ Trump, yeah, you and me!

Pour it high, (high high), let’s make a deal,

Imaginary feast, how’s it feel? (Feel so good)

Tea party, tea party, pinky up high!

Leaders dancin’ wild under candy sky!

Stir it up, (stir stir), yeah, one more cup,

Dream tea forever, we ain’t givin’ up!

Verse

Ayy, yo, Bibi drops the scroll, gold-embossed invite,

Trump slides in smooth, walls built overnight.

Skrrt to the table, no traffic, no fight,

Yuh, crumpets stackin’ like towers of might.

Deals on the saucers, pinkies to the sky,

Ayy, laughin’ at headlines, watch ‘em fly by.

Four sugars splashin’, eight spoons clinkin’ loud,

Imaginary empire, we own the crowd.

Trump grabs the pot, “You’re fired? Nah, refill!”

Bibi smirks back, “This tea’s the real deal.”

From rallies to Knesset, we remix the beat,

Tea party takeover, can’t be beat—repeat!

Bridge

(Shh, sip slow) One drop at a time,

(Oh-oh) Secrets in the steam climb.

No end to the chatter, (chatter chatter),

Leaders forever, that’s the matter!

Chorus

Tea party, tea party, come sip with me!

Bibi’s callin’ Trump, yeah, you and me!

Pour it high, (high high), let’s make a deal,

Imaginary feast, how’s it feel? (Feel so good)

Tea party, tea party, pinky up high!

Leaders dancin’ wild unde