Pattu Bhai

Aachen ki sadkon pe… ek naam goonjta hai… Pattu Bhai. Flink ka god, master's ka clown prince, delivery ka don. Aur ek hi sawaal har kone se... “Bhai ka comeback kyun ni ho raha?” Delivery king of Aachen, naam — Pattu Bhai, Flink ka crown uske sar pe high. CV ka struggle, saath mein fries, Masters ke modules diye full surprise. Mechatronics se hua mental breakdown, Power electronics — neend gayi lockdown. Maa kehti “Beta tu genius hai re,” Pattu bole “Maa... viva mein phir se zero re!” Maaa dhuri! Subah start bina iske nahi, Aur Bhikhudan ke bina toh soul bhi sahi nahi. Zoom call mein boss bole “late kyun ho bhai?” Bhai chill mein: “Comeback ho raha... bas ho ni raha bhai.” Bhai ka comeback kyun ni ho raha? Swipe karey right, par match nahi ho raha. Degree hai pending, swag hai fire, Job market pe uska bhi haq hai bhai, higher! Bhai ka comeback kyun ni ho raha? Internship mile toh jaane duniya kya ho raha. Railway systems ka rebel, late-night coder, Struggle stories uski, ban gayi street folder. Gym join kara, par shake piya sirf ek baar, Bola “Abs ke naam pe mat karo atyachaar.” Dost bole “Bro, apply kar internship,” Woh khula tha YouTube mein Bhikhudan ki clip. CV ka layout — thoda abstract art, Cover letter mein likh diya “I’m smart.” Professor ke mail mein likha “Yo bro,” Bhai HR samjhe, yeh internship ka slow-mo. Aachen ke sadak pe jhoome jaise gangsta, Pattu Bhai ki vibe — ultra disaster. Maggie khaake kare rail simulation, Kehte sab — “Bhai ka comeback... imagination?” Bhai ka comeback kyun ni ho raha? HR ke mail mein scene kyun slow ho raha? Flink se utha, degree se ladh raha, Par swag mein banda sab pe bhadh raha! Bhai ka comeback kyun ni ho raha? Life ne bhi bola, “Pattu zara ruk ja bhai.” But jab aayega — sun le yeh baat, Pattu Bhai ka comeback — hilega tera ghat! Naam yaad rakh… P-A-T-T-U… Flink ka samrat… struggle ka ghoomta chakravyuh… Aur haan… ek din jab aaye toh mat poochhna… Bhai ka comeback kyun ni ho raha? maaa… dhuriiiiii…