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Yeah… PrincessPoop… Rigmates… This the reality check. [Verse 1] PrincessPoop name wild, yeah it fits you perfect, Whole personality built on iPad service. 24/7 farming “Steal a Brainrot” like a job, But the second you see sunlight you log off and sob. Rigmates in the lobby yelling “bro I’m the king,” But the only thing you run is a Wi-Fi ping. Talking big in chat with the caps lock rage, While your biggest life quest is “leave the basement stage.” [Verse 2] Screen glow tan, yeah your sunlight is LED, NPC behavior — no thoughts, just repeat. “Steal a Brainrot” marathon, day after day, Touch a job application? You run the other way. PrincessPoop grinding like your life’s on the line, But the only XP you gain is wasted time. Rigmates flexing wins like it’s something to prove, Meanwhile grass outside still waiting for you. [Chorus] 🔥 Log off, step out, touch grass for a change, Your whole life loop lookin’ kinda deranged. PrincessPoop, Rigmates, yeah the roast is legit, Even your screen time thinks you need to quit. [Verse 3] You call it “grinding,” everyone else calls it sad, iPad kid energy, permanently mad. If life had a scoreboard you’d be stuck in last place, AFK in reality, online 24 days. Rigmates talking tough but it’s all through a screen, Real world difficulty set to “never been seen.” PrincessPoop name crazy but the joke writes itself, Even autocorrect tries to fix your whole self. [Bridge] 💀 New update dropped: “Outside 1.0,” Feature unlocked: actual places to go. Side quest available: touch grass, get sun, Legendary challenge: talk to someone. [Final Verse] So keep farming brainrot, keep pressing that play, While the rest of the world keeps moving away. PrincessPoop, Rigmates — this diss ain’t pretend, Your screen got more hours than your life has friends. [Outro] 🎤 Log off… Seriously.
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[verse]
PrincessPoop name wild, yeah it fits you perfect,
Whole personality built on iPad service.
24/7 farming “Steal a Brainrot” like a job,
But the second you see sunlight you log off and sob.
[break]
[verse]
Rigmates in the lobby yelling “bro I’m the king,"
But the only thing you run is a Wi-Fi ping.
Talking big in chat with the caps lock rage,
While your biggest life quest is “leave the basement stage.”
[verse]
Screen glow tan, yeah your sunlight is LED,
NPC behavior — no thoughts, just repeat.
“Steal a Brainrot” marathon, day after day,
Touch a job application? You run the other way.
[break]
[chorus]
Log off, step out, touch grass for a change,
Your whole life loop lookin’ kinda deranged.
PrincessPoop, Rigmates, yeah the roast is legit,
Even your screen time thinks you need to quit.
[verse]
You call it “grinding,” everyone else calls it sad,
iPad kid energy, permanently mad.
If life had a scoreboard you’d be stuck in last place,
AFK in reality, online 24 days.
[break]
[bridge]
New update dropped: “Outside 1.0,"
Feature unlocked: actual places to go.
Side quest available: touch grass, get sun,
Legendary challenge: talk to someone.
[verse]
So keep farming brainrot, keep pressing that play,
While the rest of the world keeps moving away.
PrincessPoop, Rigmates — this diss ain’t pretend,
Your screen got more hours than your life has friends.
[outro]
Log off…
Seriously.
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