Cooper, You're A Fake

Verse

Yo, listen up, I got a tale to tell

'Bout Cooper, the lab, doing well, (not really)

From Middlesbrough, he thinks he's the best

But his fake son Cooper Junior, is a Scottish mess

Chubby and sloppy, they're a sorry sight

(woof woof) Cooper, you ain't right, day and night

You claim Junior's your boy, but that's just a lie

He's from Scotland, you're from Boro, you can't deny

The accent's different, the attitude's whack

You're just a chubby lab, trying to get back

At the top of the pack, but you're falling behind

(hey, hey, ho, ho) Cooper's got to go, you know

Cooper Junior, you're a fake little son

(boom boom) Your dad's a joke, his rhymes are done

You're both just a pair, of chubby little fools

(bark bark) Trying to make it big, but you're just a bunch of tools

From the North East to Scotland, you're a dynamic duo

Of fake news and puppy fat, (oh-oh) what you gonna do?

Chorus

Cooper, Cooper, you're a fake, (fake)

Cooper Junior, you're a mistake, (mistake)

Chubby and sloppy, you're a sorry sight

(woof woof) Cooper, you're going down, tonight, (tonight)

Cooper, Cooper, you're a shame, (shame)

Cooper Junior, you're to blame, (blame)

You're both just a pair, of puppy fat fools

(boo boo) Cooper, you're going down, you're no cool, (no cool)