Weirdest Amazon Items

Intro

(Yeah, yeah) Unboxin' madness, Amazon haul

Weirdest drops, y'all know what's up, ayy!

Chorus

I bought the WEIRDEST Amazon items!!

Freaky finds, can't believe my eyes, yuh!

One-click crazy, now it's in my crib

Weirdest Amazon items, flip the script!

(Weirdest, weirdest) Items, items!

Bought 'em all, no regrets, yuh yuh!

Weirdest Amazon items!!

Ayy, what'd I get? Let's go!

Verse

First up, glow-in-the-dark toe separators

Wear 'em to bed, toes dancin' like ravers

Next, a pillow shaped like a giant avocado

Squeezin' it soft, guac dreams, avo-cado!

Ayy, ordered a fake mustache for my dog

Now he's rockin' it, barkin' like a boss hog

Electric pickle tickler, vibratin' green

Zappin' my snacks, feelin' mean cuisine

Skrrt, got a unicorn poop maker toy

Scoop it, shape it, rainbow joy destroy

Bought a banana peel slipper set, four pairs

Slidin' round the house, banana flares!

Yuh, inflatable whoopee cushion throne

Sit down, boom-boom, own the room alone

And don't sleep on the cat piano keyboard mat

Furry paws jammin', meow symphony scat

Chorus

I bought the WEIRDEST Amazon items!!

Freaky finds, can't believe my eyes, yuh!

One-click crazy, now it's in my crib

Weirdest Amazon items, flip the script!

(Weirdest, weirdest) Items, items!

Bought 'em all, no regrets, yuh yuh!

Weirdest Amazon items!!

Ayy, what'd I get? Let's go! (Let's go!)

Verse

Robot vacuum that sings opera tunes

Sopranos suckin' dust, roomba goons

Ayy, jellyfish lamp that floats in the air

Glowy tentacles, bedroom nightmare stare

Got a hot dog toaster, buns and all

Weiners pop out, victory call!

Flamingo pool float with built-in cup holder

Sippin' while splashin', polar cooler

Na-na, edible underwear, chocolate lace

Taste the adventure, sweet embrace

Magnetic eyelashes, blink and stick

Flirt game strong, eyelash trick

Yuh, a squirrel feeder that plays heavy metal

Nut-grabbin' bandits, headbangin' rebel

Chorus

I bought the WEIRDEST Amazon items!!

Freaky finds, can't believe my eyes, yuh!

One-click crazy, now it's in my crib

Weirdest Amazon items, flip the script!

(Weirdest, weirdest) Items, items!

Bought 'em all, no regrets, yuh yuh!

Weirdest Amazon items!! (Yeah!)

Weirdest Amazon items!! (Ayy!)

Outro

One-click wonders, weirdness overload

Amazon haul, explode the code

(Weirdest... weirdest... yeah) Fade out wild!