
Song
TOPDRESSER!
Travis Blamires · 4 plays
death metal, growled male vocals, brutal, heavy guitars, blast beats, double bass drums, aggressive riffs, dark atmosphere, theme: Greg the golf course mechanic who hates the topdresser
Lyrics
Intro
GREG!
TOPDRESSER!
DIE!
(GRRRRAAAAHHH!)
Verse
Wrench in my fist, oil on my hands
Golf course hell, under the sun's command
Mowers purr sweet, mowers obey
But you, you rust bucket, you betray!
Jammed gears grinding, sand in the teeth
Spreading your filth, uneven beneath
Greens turn to sludge, boss on my case
I'll rip your hopper, smash your face!
Chorus
TOPDRESSER!
HATE YOU! HATE YOU!
BURN IN THE FORGE!
TOPDRESSER!
CRUSH YOU! CRUSH YOU!
FEED YOU TO THE SWINE!
(ARRRGH! GRRRR!)
TOPDRESSER! DEAD!
Verse
Dawn breaks early, toolbox dragged low
Fix your ass daily, but you won't go
Belts snap vicious, hydraulics leak
Mocking my sweat week after week
Fairways flawless, traps full of dread
But you foul the fringe, leave 'em half-dead
Greg's the reaper, scythe in my grip
Time to entomb you, six feet deep rip!
Chorus
TOPDRESSER!
HATE YOU! HATE YOU!
BURN IN THE FORGE!
TOPDRESSER!
CRUSH YOU! CRUSH YOU!
FEED YOU TO THE SWINE!
(ARRRGH! GRRRR!)
TOPDRESSER! DEAD!
TOPDRESSER! DEAD!
Bridge
(ROOOAAARRR!)
No more mercy, no more repairs
Torch through your frame, ignite the flares!
Shards in the air, twisted steel rain
Greg reigns supreme on the bloodied plain!
(HA! HA! HA!)
Chorus
TOPDRESSER!
HATE YOU! HATE YOU! HATE YOU!
BURN IN THE FORGE!
TOPDRESSER!
CRUSH YOU! CRUSH YOU! CRUSH YOU!
FEED YOU TO THE SWINE!
(ARRRGH! GRRRR! RAAAAAHHH!)
TOPDRESSER! DEAD!
Outro
GREG WINS!
(GRRRRAAAAHHH!)
DEAD! DEAD! DEAD!









