
Song
Food Addict
Jen Lynne · 2 plays
storytelling rap, humorous, critical tone, food addiction theme, rhythmic flow, narrative lyrics
Lyrics
Intro
Yo, listen up, I got a story to tell
'Bout Uncle Kim, and her eating spell
She's on a weight loss shot, but it's all in vain
Still stuffing her face, with no shame, no gain
Verse
Uncle Kim, Uncle Kim, always on the grind
Eating spaghetti, bread sticks, all the time
Large coffee, extra sugar, she can't decline
Says she barely eats, but the scale don't lie
She's bed bound, couch potato, could qualify for 600 pound life.
Dreaming of her next meal, like it's her only groove
Food addiction, it's a cryin' shame
She's got a problem, but she's playing the blame game
(oh-oh) She's got a weight loss shot, but it's just a lie
Still eating like a pig, and she can't deny
The numbers on the scale, they just won't go down
Uncle Kim, Uncle Kim, spinning round and round
Chorus
Uncle Kim, you're a food addict, it's a fact
her insides can't loose weight it's like a crime
Can't stop, won't stop, eating like that
You say you barely eat, but we all know the deal
You're a master of excuses, but the scale reveals
The truth, the truth, you can't hide
Food is your life, and you can't step aside
(hey, hey, hey) You're on a weight loss shot, but it's all in vain
(hey, hey, hey) You're still eating like a pig, and you're to blame
Verse
She's got a problem, and it's plain to see
Food is her life, and it's controlling her, like a disease
She can't resist, the temptation is strong
Bread sticks and spaghetti, all day long
She's in denial, but we all know the score
She's eating her way, to an early grave, for sure
No exercise, no movement, just eat and sleep
That's Uncle Kim's life, and it's a cryin' shame, deep
(wham-bam) She's got a food addiction, eating day and night like a crime,
scamming followers into sending her money to eat something small but that's all wrong
she ordering super sizes and stays lying
(wham-bam) She's eating her life away, and she's to blame
Verse
Uncle Kim, Uncle Kim, it's time to face the facts
You're not losing weight, and it's time to take a step back
You say you're trying, but it's just a lie
You're eating like a pig, and you can't deny
The numbers on the scale, they just won't go down
You're a food addict, and it's wearing the crown
(na-na-na) You're in denial, but we all know the deal
(na-na-na) You're eating your life away, and it's all for real
Uncle Kim, Uncle Kim, it's time to take control
But until then, you'll just be a food addict, losing the role









