Balding So Fast

Verse

Hey Dad, you’re big and balding, no denying it

Like Homer Simpson with the belly, yeah, you fit

You’re stuck defending Claire, it's clear, just insecurity

Eating all the snacks, man, you’re a food authority

Chorus

Balding so fast, wish you’d choose it with pride

Instead, it’s like a storm you just can’t hide

Big and bald, you’re a walking cartoon show

Dad, this rapid baldness got you feeling low

Verse

You should shave it off, dad, look sharp, be bold

Instead, it’s falling fast, man, the story’s told

Defending Claire like your life depends on that

But deep down you’re scared, and it’s a fact

Chorus

Balding so fast, wish you’d choose it with pride

Instead, it’s like a storm you just can’t hide

Big and bald, you’re a walking cartoon show

Dad, this rapid baldness got you feeling low