
Song
Fifth Grade Payback
Samiyog Pudasaini · 2 plays
diss track, rap, aggressive, battle rap, schoolyard bully roast, comeback on fat insult, humorous insults, hip hop beat
Lyrics
Intro
Ayy, ayy, listen up, fifth grade queen of the shade
You called me fat? Girl, now it's payback parade (yuh!)
Skrrt, let's go!
Verse
Yo, fifth grader with the big mouth, small brain
Callin' me fat while you waddle like a lame duck in the rain
Your lunchbox got more crumbs than your style got flair
Eatin' glue sticks, no wonder your hair looks like a nightmare
Ayy, you trip over your own feet in gym class crash
Teacher calls recess, you the first to eat grass
Fat? Nah, I'm stacked like pizza boxes high
You built like a twig, snap in the wind, say bye-bye
Your jokes so weak, they flop like your P.E. score
Dribblin' basketball? More like droppin' it on the floor
Braces flashin' like a busted Christmas light show
Smile like a shark, but your breath? Straight-up whoa
You whisperin' disses? Girl, speak up, we can't hear
Your voice like a mouse squeak, disappear
Homework copycat, cheatin' off my page
Now you mad 'cause I'm the king of this grade? Rage!
Chorus
You called me fat, fat, fat, fat (ayy, what?)
But look in the mirror, that's a whole lotta that, that, that (yuh!)
Fat, fat, fat, fat – nah, I'm just right (skrrt!)
You the clown in the circus, under them lights (brr!)
Fat, fat, fat, fat – bounce back, boo (ayy!)
Your diss so lame, it stuck like old glue (yuh!)
Fat, fat, fat, fat – I'm eatin' good (haha!)
You salty now, fifth grade hood (pow-pow!)
Verse
Ayy, friendship bracelets? Yours broke 'cause too tight
Jealous of my snacks, starin' all night
recess boss? You hide behind the slide
Cryin' when you lose tag, run and hide
Your backpack saggin' from all them F's inside
Smart like a rock, dense, no pride
Instagram flex? Filters can't save that face
Puppy dog eyes, but heart full of hate
Call me fat one more time, feel the burn
Your comebacks weaker than a french fry turn
I'm the lunchroom legend, trays piled high
You pickin' at carrots, wonderin' why
Squad laughs at you now, not me, check the vibe
Diss track droppin', you can't survive
Fifth grade finished, your rep in the trash
Fat? Nah, I'm phat – now dash!
Chorus
You called me fat, fat, fat, fat (ayy, what?)
But look in the mirror, that's a whole lotta that, that, that (yuh!)
Fat, fat, fat, fat – nah, I'm just right (skrrt!)
You the clown in the circus, under them lights (brr!)
Fat, fat, fat, fat – bounce back, boo (ayy!)
Your diss so lame, it stuck like old glue (yuh!)
Fat, fat, fat, fat – I'm eatin' good (haha!)
You salty now, fifth grade hood (pow-pow!)
Chorus
You called me fat, fat, fat, fat (ayy, say it again!)
But look in the mirror, that's a whole lotta that, that, that (yuh, yuh!)
Fat, fat, fat, fat – nah, I'm just right (skrrt, skrrt!)
You the clown in the circus, under them lights (brr, brr!)
Outro
Ayy, fifth grade over, diss track eternal (









