Fifth Grade Payback

Song

Fifth Grade Payback

Samiyog Pudasaini · 2 plays

diss track, rap, aggressive, battle rap, schoolyard bully roast, comeback on fat insult, humorous insults, hip hop beat

Lyrics

Intro

Ayy, ayy, listen up, fifth grade queen of the shade

You called me fat? Girl, now it's payback parade (yuh!)

Skrrt, let's go!

Verse

Yo, fifth grader with the big mouth, small brain

Callin' me fat while you waddle like a lame duck in the rain

Your lunchbox got more crumbs than your style got flair

Eatin' glue sticks, no wonder your hair looks like a nightmare

Ayy, you trip over your own feet in gym class crash

Teacher calls recess, you the first to eat grass

Fat? Nah, I'm stacked like pizza boxes high

You built like a twig, snap in the wind, say bye-bye

Your jokes so weak, they flop like your P.E. score

Dribblin' basketball? More like droppin' it on the floor

Braces flashin' like a busted Christmas light show

Smile like a shark, but your breath? Straight-up whoa

You whisperin' disses? Girl, speak up, we can't hear

Your voice like a mouse squeak, disappear

Homework copycat, cheatin' off my page

Now you mad 'cause I'm the king of this grade? Rage!

Chorus

You called me fat, fat, fat, fat (ayy, what?)

But look in the mirror, that's a whole lotta that, that, that (yuh!)

Fat, fat, fat, fat – nah, I'm just right (skrrt!)

You the clown in the circus, under them lights (brr!)

Fat, fat, fat, fat – bounce back, boo (ayy!)

Your diss so lame, it stuck like old glue (yuh!)

Fat, fat, fat, fat – I'm eatin' good (haha!)

You salty now, fifth grade hood (pow-pow!)

Verse

Ayy, friendship bracelets? Yours broke 'cause too tight

Jealous of my snacks, starin' all night

recess boss? You hide behind the slide

Cryin' when you lose tag, run and hide

Your backpack saggin' from all them F's inside

Smart like a rock, dense, no pride

Instagram flex? Filters can't save that face

Puppy dog eyes, but heart full of hate

Call me fat one more time, feel the burn

Your comebacks weaker than a french fry turn

I'm the lunchroom legend, trays piled high

You pickin' at carrots, wonderin' why

Squad laughs at you now, not me, check the vibe

Diss track droppin', you can't survive

Fifth grade finished, your rep in the trash

Fat? Nah, I'm phat – now dash!

Chorus

You called me fat, fat, fat, fat (ayy, what?)

But look in the mirror, that's a whole lotta that, that, that (yuh!)

Fat, fat, fat, fat – nah, I'm just right (skrrt!)

You the clown in the circus, under them lights (brr!)

Fat, fat, fat, fat – bounce back, boo (ayy!)

Your diss so lame, it stuck like old glue (yuh!)

Fat, fat, fat, fat – I'm eatin' good (haha!)

You salty now, fifth grade hood (pow-pow!)

Chorus

You called me fat, fat, fat, fat (ayy, say it again!)

But look in the mirror, that's a whole lotta that, that, that (yuh, yuh!)

Fat, fat, fat, fat – nah, I'm just right (skrrt, skrrt!)

You the clown in the circus, under them lights (brr, brr!)

Outro

Ayy, fifth grade over, diss track eternal (

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