No One Rates Jacob

Verse

Yo, let's talk about Jacob, the dude no one rates,

Walkin' 'round smellin' like yesterday's plates.

Hairy and small, a less than dynamic duo,

No one's on your side, not even your shadow.

Verse

Tryna beef Paislee, Nelson, Fred, and Freddy too?

Plus two random boys, what's your IQ?

You're biting off more than you can chew, it's true,

Step back, Jacob, before they step on you.

Verse

Your rhymes are weak, like your handshake's limp,

Compared to you, a shrimp is a blimp.

You flex online, but in person, you shrink,

Time to face facts, Jacob, you stink!