Happy Birthday Dad, You're Not Old

Verse

He says his back hurts, his knees pop loud,

Acts like fifty means “slow it down”

Says “I’m getting old” at least once a day,

We’re like, “Dad… you’re still doing just fine, okay?”

Pre-chorus

He talks like he’s ancient, like time’s catching up,

But he’s running after kids, can’t sit still much

Still packing lunches, tying shoes, on the go,

So where this “old” thing comes from—we don’t know

Chorus

🎉 Happy Birthday, Dad, you’re fifty today! 🎉

You say you’re old—but we strongly disagree

Still raising little ones, still on your feet,

Still chasing them down on barely any sleep

So complain if you want, we’ll laugh a bit too,

Because fifty looks pretty young on you

Verse

You sigh when you stand, say “oof” for effect,

Claim every new ache is “what comes next”

But then you’re up, fixing things, leading the way,

Outrunning kids and the rest of the day

Pre-chorus

You call it “getting old,” we call it a phase,

You’re just more experienced these days

More patience, more love, more jokes we groan at,

Still the best dad—and yeah, that’s a fact

Chorus

🎉 Happy Birthday, Dad, you’re fifty today! 🎉

Still young at heart, no matter what you say

Still strong, still fun, still stealing the show,

Still raising kids with so much to give and so much to go

So here’s to you, whether you like it or not—

Fifty isn’t old… it’s just your favorite plot 😄

Outro

So blow out the candles, don’t fake a limp 😏

You’ve got little ones watching your every sprint

Happy Birthday, Dad, from all of us—

You’re not old… you’re just very dramatic