Steak vs. Cruz vs. Splink vs. Romy

Intro

(Ayy, ayy) Steak, Cruz, Splink, Romy in the ring

Diss track loaded, hear the bell ding (yuh!)

Who gettin' cooked? We 'bout to swing

Four clowns, one crown—let's begin (skrrt!)

Chorus

Steak vs. Cruz vs. Splink vs. Romy

All y'all trash, gettin' stomped, no homie

Steak vs. Cruz vs. Splink vs. Romy (ayy!)

Fallin' fast, no comin' back, lonely (yuh, yuh)

Steak vs. Cruz vs. Splink vs. Romy

Weak links, we break 'em, no phony

Steak vs. Cruz vs. Splink vs. Romy (gang!)

Dissolved in the smoke, straight comedy (haha!)

Verse

Yo, Steak, you medium rare, overdone joke

Grillin' you easy, watch your fat smoke (pffft)

Claim you prime cut, but you cheap flank

Tough as leather, leave you blank (ayy)

Sizzle and pop, but no flavor inside

Dry as your bars, worldwide hide

Fork in your back from your own crew

Betrayed for a plate, what you gon' do? (nothin')

You well-done fool, charred to the bone

No juice left, sittin' alone (skrrt, skrrt)

Prime time? Nah, you discount beef

Marinated in lies, can't compete

Cut you up quick, no knife needed

Your career's minced meat, deleted (gone!)

Steak, you done—pass the A1, but it won't save ya

Next contender, Cruz, time to slay ya (ayy!)

Chorus

Steak vs. Cruz vs. Splink vs. Romy

All y'all trash, gettin' stomped, no homie

Steak vs. Cruz vs. Splink vs. Romy (ayy!)

Fallin' fast, no comin' back, lonely (yuh, yuh)

Steak vs. Cruz vs. Splink vs. Romy

Weak links, we break 'em, no phony

Steak vs. Cruz vs. Splink vs. Romy (gang!)

Dissolved in the smoke, straight comedy (haha!)

Verse

Cruz, you cruise control, stuck in neutral lane

Ted Talk flop, soundin' insane (brrrah)

Borderline bars, can't cross the line

Illegal flow, deported in time (deport!)

You zig when we zag, lost in the mix

Canoe paddlin' upstream, what a trick

Promises big, deliverin' crumbs

Senate seat warm, but your raps numb

Zach attack? Nah, you soft serve

Melts under pressure, no nerve (puddle)

Crossover king? You barely walk

Trippin' on ego, take a fall (oops!)

Red state reject, blue wave drown ya

Diss track tsunami, we clown ya (splash!)

Cruz control? More like lose control

Next up Splink, steal the show (yuh!)

Verse

Splink, what’s that? Sound like a glitch (plink-plink)

Weak spark, no link, straight ditch

Blink twice, you missed the whole fight

Fadin' out quick, no light (dark)

Splink-a-dink, toy gun pop

Empty clip, nonstop flop (bang-bang, fail)

Chain reaction? Yours broke first

Rusty links, quenched thirst? Nah, cursed

You side character, extra in the scene

No lines, no shine, unseen (ghost)

Splink water? Tastes like defeat

Sprinkle doubt, can't compete (dry)

One-hit wonder, but zero hits

Digital dust, call it quits (log off)

Splink, you sunk—now Romy's turn

Final roast, watch her burn (fire!)

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