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Pick Me Alana
Lucifer Morningstar
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A roasting distrack about a pick me girl named Alana, she always eats others food, complains, and blames things on others
Lyrics
Ayy, Alana, pick me queen, sit down, let me cook
Yuh, this one's for you, thief in the crew (thief!)
Yo Alana, pick me with that fake ass grin
Actin' like you special, but girl, where you been?
Scrollin' through the group chat, stealin' all the shine
Postin' "not like other girls," but you basic every time
At the table with the fries, eyes on my plate first
Hand sneakin' like a hawk, quench that bottomless thirst
"Girl, you eatin' all my nuggets?" Nah, she don't hear a word
Grabbin' handfuls, leavin' crumbs, actin' like a bird
Complainin' 'bout the vibe, "This party's so whack"
But you the one killin' it, ruinin' the track
Blame the DJ for the beat, blame the crew for the fun
Blame your empty plate on us, like we owe you some
Pick me Alana, thirst trap in the DMs
"Ladies wild out there," while you chasin' them
Desperate for the likes, flexin' on your friends
But we see through the act, this charade gotta end
Ayy, fork down, mouth shut, take a seat
Pick me energy weak, can't compete with the heat
Alana, Alana, always eatin' my food (my food!)
Complain, complain, ruinin' the mood (the mood!)
Blame it on us, blame it on them
Pick me Alana, go find your own friends (friends, friends!)
Alana, Alana, snackin' on my plate
Whinin' all night, sealin' your fate
Point fingers everywhere, never your own mess
Pick me flop, Alana, confess! (Confess! Ayy!)
Back at brunch, she swoops in like a vulture on fries
"Pass the hashbrowns," girl, those mine, no lies
Left with ketchup stains, actin' shocked and surprised
Complainin' 'bout the service, but she ate half our size
"Bill's too high," blame the waiter, blame the chef
Blame the menu, blame us for her empty check
Pick me tears when the guys don't flock your way
"These girls too much," but you the one on display
Thirst-postin' selfies, caption "real ones only"
But real talk, Alana, you phony and lonely
Steal a sip of my drink, "Oops, my bad, heh"
Then blame the ice for meltin', straight cap on your breath
Squad dinners turn disasters, you the common denom
Eatin' wings off my plate, leavin' bones on the foam
Yuh, pick me radar beepin', false alarm every night
Alana, log off, get right, outta sight
Alana, Alana, always eatin' my food (my food!)
Complain, complain, ruinin' the mood (the mood!)
Blame it on us, blame it on them
Pick me Alana, go find your own friends (friends, friends!)
Alana, Alana, snackin' on my plate
Whinin' all night, sealin' your fate
Point fingers everywhere, never your own mess
Pick me flop, Alana, confess! (Confess! Ayy! Yuh!)
(Alana) Pick me, pick me, nah we passin'
(Food thief) Complain queen, we crashin'
(Blame game) Overplayed, outdated
Alana washed, get faded
Alana, Alana, always eatin' my
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