Pick Me Alana

Intro

Ayy, Alana, pick me queen, sit down, let me cook

Yuh, this one's for you, thief in the crew (thief!)

Verse

Yo Alana, pick me with that fake ass grin

Actin' like you special, but girl, where you been?

Scrollin' through the group chat, stealin' all the shine

Postin' "not like other girls," but you basic every time

At the table with the fries, eyes on my plate first

Hand sneakin' like a hawk, quench that bottomless thirst

"Girl, you eatin' all my nuggets?" Nah, she don't hear a word

Grabbin' handfuls, leavin' crumbs, actin' like a bird

Complainin' 'bout the vibe, "This party's so whack"

But you the one killin' it, ruinin' the track

Blame the DJ for the beat, blame the crew for the fun

Blame your empty plate on us, like we owe you some

Pick me Alana, thirst trap in the DMs

"Ladies wild out there," while you chasin' them

Desperate for the likes, flexin' on your friends

But we see through the act, this charade gotta end

Ayy, fork down, mouth shut, take a seat

Pick me energy weak, can't compete with the heat

Chorus

Alana, Alana, always eatin' my food (my food!)

Complain, complain, ruinin' the mood (the mood!)

Blame it on us, blame it on them

Pick me Alana, go find your own friends (friends, friends!)

Alana, Alana, snackin' on my plate

Whinin' all night, sealin' your fate

Point fingers everywhere, never your own mess

Pick me flop, Alana, confess! (Confess! Ayy!)

Verse

Back at brunch, she swoops in like a vulture on fries

"Pass the hashbrowns," girl, those mine, no lies

Left with ketchup stains, actin' shocked and surprised

Complainin' 'bout the service, but she ate half our size

"Bill's too high," blame the waiter, blame the chef

Blame the menu, blame us for her empty check

Pick me tears when the guys don't flock your way

"These girls too much," but you the one on display

Thirst-postin' selfies, caption "real ones only"

But real talk, Alana, you phony and lonely

Steal a sip of my drink, "Oops, my bad, heh"

Then blame the ice for meltin', straight cap on your breath

Squad dinners turn disasters, you the common denom

Eatin' wings off my plate, leavin' bones on the foam

Yuh, pick me radar beepin', false alarm every night

Alana, log off, get right, outta sight

Chorus

Alana, Alana, always eatin' my food (my food!)

Complain, complain, ruinin' the mood (the mood!)

Blame it on us, blame it on them

Pick me Alana, go find your own friends (friends, friends!)

Alana, Alana, snackin' on my plate

Whinin' all night, sealin' your fate

Point fingers everywhere, never your own mess

Pick me flop, Alana, confess! (Confess! Ayy! Yuh!)

Bridge

(Alana) Pick me, pick me, nah we passin'

(Food thief) Complain queen, we crashin'

(Blame game) Overplayed, outdated

Alana washed, get faded

Chorus

Alana, Alana, always eatin' my