spitting fact deganplaysgames diss (halloween edition

Verse

He creeps through town in a costume flop,

Called it “vampire,” but forgot the top,

Got fake blood stains on mom’s new rug,

Said it’s “art,” nah bro, it’s a mug.

He’s got candy corn in both his shoes,

Tripped on a pumpkin — broke the fuse,

Claims he saw a ghost, but it was his coat,

Now he’s runnin’ ‘round yellin’, “BRUH, IT FLOATS!”

Chorus

Oh Degan, what a spooky sight,

Messin’ up the fright night right on site,

Trick-or-treat bag full of air and dreams,

DeganPlaysGames, king of Halloween memes.

Verse

Tried to carve a pumpkin — carved his name,

Lit it up sideways, still took the fame,

Told a horror story that made no sense,

But his confidence? Immense.

He’s the jump scare nobody planned,

Holding glow sticks like a marching band,

His laugh echoes down the hall,

Even the skeletons said, “nah, I’m good y’all.”

Bridge

He don’t haunt, he disturbs the scene,

Rockin’ Crocs on Halloween,

Every ghost and ghoul just stares in awe,

Like, “how’s this dude breakin’ every law of flaw?”

Chorus

Oh Degan, what a spooky sight,

Messin’ up the fright night right on site,

Trick-or-treat bag full of air and dreams,

DeganPlaysGames, king of Halloween memes.

Chorus

Oh Degan, midnight mischief man,

Startin’ chaos like it’s the plan,

You’re the legend of this spooky scene,

DeganPlaysGames — the Halloween dream.

Outro

(💀 Whisper)

When the lights go out and the Wi-Fi dies...

You’ll hear him say… “Guys, was that me or the vibes?”