Not Messi, Not Ronaldo, It's Olise

Intro

(Ayy, ayy) Olise, Olise, yeah!

Crystal Palace king, now Bayern's flame,

Step aside GOATs, it's not the same!

Chorus

It's not Messi, no no, it's not Ronaldo, uh-uh,

Best in the world? Michael Olise, yeah yeah!

Dribble like fire, nutmegs on repeat,

Vision so sick, defenders can't compete!

Olise, Olise (Olise!), takin' the crown,

GOAT in the makin', shut it down!

It's not Messi, no no, it's not Ronaldo, uh-uh,

Michael Olise, the one, the real, the now!

Verse

Yo, Messi's magic? Yeah, we seen the flicks,

But Olise weaves through lines like a glitch in the matrix,

Step-overs smoother than a samba beat,

Palace to Bayern, boy's elite on his feet.

Assists droppin' like bombs from the wing,

Right foot curlers make the net wanna sing,

Ronaldo headers? Respect to the Siuuu,

But Olise ghosts past 'em, what you gonna do?

Speed demon, accelerator pinned,

Body feints got 'em slippin', pinned to the wind,

Young gun risin', 22 with the sauce,

While the old kings fade, he's the new boss.

Nutmeg city, population: every fullback,

Olise laughin', send 'em packin' right back,

Champions League dreams? He's already there,

World Cup callin', France prepare!

Chorus

It's not Messi, no no, it's not Ronaldo, uh-uh,

Best in the world? Michael Olise, yeah yeah!

Dribble like fire, nutmegs on repeat,

Vision so sick, defenders can't compete!

Olise, Olise (Olise!), takin' the crown,

GOAT in the makin', shut it down!

It's not Messi, no no, it's not Ronaldo, uh-uh,

Michael Olise, the one, the real, the now!

Verse

Messi Ballon d'Or stack? Impressive hall of fame,

But Olise flips scripts, changin' the game,

No penalties needed, pure skill on blast,

Rabonas casual, leavin' jaws on the grass.

Ronaldo gym rat, six-pack CR7,

Olise finesse god, movin' free, wild, carefree,

Crosses pinpoint, wing wizardry,

Teammates feastin' off his delivery.

From South London streets to Allianz roar,

Boy's got that flair, always wantin' more,

Haters gon' debate, but watch the tape,

Olise droppin' dimes, sealin' fate.

Future's bright, eclipse the icons,

No debate, son's the don, straight facts, no con!

Bridge

(Ayy, skrrt-skrrt) Past three at once, easy pickins,

Olise smilin', while they trippin', slippin'.

(Olise, yeah!) Crown's his, no cap,

New era king, put that on the map!

Chorus

It's not Messi, no no, it's not Ronaldo, uh-uh,

Best in the world? Michael Olise, yeah yeah! (Yeah!)

Dribble like fire, nutmegs on repeat,

Vision so sick, defenders can't compete!

Olise, Olise (Olise! Olise!), takin' the crown,

GOAT in the makin', shut it down!

It's not Messi, no no, it's not Ronaldo, uh-uh,

Michael Olise, the one, the real, the now! (Now!)

Outro

Olise, Olise (fade out), yeah...

Best in the world... (ayy) Olise!