Filler Episode

Verse

Wow, you really need to take a step back and evaluate your life choices. When was the last time you had an original thought?

Getting kicked out and disowned must have pushed you into franticly tapping your iPhone’s home button, yelling, “Oh, help! Why isn’t it working?”

Your entire existence feels like a filler episode of Naruto, my friend!

Your pranks are as repetitive as the “Whopper, Whopper, Whopper, Whopper” jingle.

Verse

Honestly, your brain is just as real as the love your parents have for you!

I can just picture your grandma giving Bling Bling Boy a lap dance for payday.

Oh, by the way! I just robbed your grandma! How does that feel?

Now she’s as poor as can be!

You put a balloon on your head thinking it was a durag, and you totally resemble Ronald McDonald from Ohio shouting, “Hey, kid! Want a Big Mac?!”

Verse

When you walk down the stairs, the entire house shakes as if thirty-seven colossal titans are coming down with you!

After dinner, you eat the plate and then the table too!

You even rent out the gap between your teeth as a parking space for ants!

You look emo as heck—look at your nose!

It’s like you have two Mario pipes sticking out of your head!