
Song
Fake Friend Alert
Theo · 10 plays
selfish friend, bad friend, very selfish, thinks he is the boss, arrogant, toxic friendship, diss track, aggressive, frustrated mood
Lyrics
Intro
Ayy, fake friend alert (alert)
Think you runnin' this, huh? Nah, dirt
Verse
Yo, we started tight, back in the day,
But now you flip the script, always in your way.
Call me up only when you need a ride,
Pocket full of favors, but never on your side.
You bossin' conversations like you own the mic,
Interruppin' my shine, stealin' all the light.
Selfish with the plans, always changin' 'em last,
Your crew or nothin', leavin' me in the past.
Act like the kingpin, crown on your dome,
But your throne's made of lies, sittin' all alone.
Borrow my time, my cash, my damn ear,
Promise payback soon, disappear for a year.
Yuh, you the type to front like family,
But stab in the back, real slippery, see?
Demandin' loyalty you ain't never earned,
Fake flexin' power, but your lessons ain't learned.
Ayy, skrrt off with my trust, left me burned.
Chorus
Fake friend, selfish boss, what you want?
Always takin', never givin' a stunt.
Think you the chief, but you just a fraud,
Cut you loose, yuh, applaud.
Fake friend, selfish boss (boss),
Runnin' empty, takin' loss (loss).
No more games, I'm out the door,
Real ones only, peace, no more.
Verse
You dictate the vibe, like "This how we roll,"
But your rules only suit you, crushin' my soul.
Hit me with "Bro, hold up, my bad," then ghost,
Weekends you bail, leavin' me the host.
Braggin' 'bout your wins, minimizin' mine,
"Congrats, but check this," every single time.
Self-centered mirror, starin' at your face,
Friendship's one-way, puttin' me in last place.
Demand invites, VIP in my spot,
But when I need you? "Nah, can't, got a lot."
King of the castle built on sand, it crumbles,
Your ego's tumblin', watch it all tumble.
Ayy, you parade like alpha, but beta inside,
Hidin' insecurities, takin' it for a ride.
Time's up, puppet master, strings get cut,
Real friends rise, you stuck in the rut.
Yuh, bow out graceless, what a nut.
Chorus
Fake friend, selfish boss, what you want?
Always takin', never givin' a stunt.
Think you the chief, but you just a fraud,
Cut you loose, yuh, applaud.
Fake friend, selfish boss (boss),
Runnin' empty, takin' loss (loss).
No more games, I'm out the door,
Real ones only, peace, no more.
Bridge
(Now I see, see) through your mask, no cap,
Loyalty's a joke, you just wanna trap.
Ayy, step back, watch me level up solo,
No dead weight, flyin' high, steal the show.
You ain't boss, just noise, fade to black,
Real ride-or-dies got my back.
Chorus
Fake friend, selfish boss, what you want?
Always takin', never givin' a stunt.
Think you the chief, but you just a fraud,
Cut you loose, yuh, applaud. (applaud)
Fake friend, selfish boss (boss, boss),
Runnin' empty, takin' loss (loss, loss).
No more games, I'm out the door,
Real ones only, peace
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