Lil Froggy So Short

Intro

Ayy, Lil Froggy, hop in the booth, but you barely reach the mic (mic-mic)

Time to drown you out, lil' amphibian, this your diss tonight (night-night)

Yuh!

Verse

Lil Froggy, you so short, stand on your tippy-toes, still touchin' ankles

Hoppin' mad, but your jumps weak, like a kitten on the mantel

Ribbit-ribbit, all you do is croak, voice crackin' like a pre-teen

Pockets empty, dreams too big, but your height stuck in between

You a puddle jumper, splash in mud, can't even clear the curb

Call you Shorty McRibbit, legs stubby, lookin' absurd

Wear lifts in your Timbs, still peekin' over dashboards low

Enemies tower over you, make you feel like you in limbo

Ayy, frog legs for dinner? Nah, yours too tiny to fry

Hop away quick, 'fore I step and turn you to fly-by

You claim king of the pond, but it's a kiddie pool at best

Drown in shallow water, ego bigger than your chest

Stackin' bars? Yours come up to my knee, that's facts

Lil' green goblin, scamper off, go hide in the cracks

Yuh, measure you up, ruler laughs, says "error, too small"

Lil Froggy fried, this diss got you hoppin' off the wall!

Chorus

Lil Froggy so short (short-short), can't reach the top shelf (top-top)

Hoppin' low, stayin' low, need a booster for yourself (yourself-yourself)

Shorty frog, shorty frog, ribbit in the kiddie zone (zone-zone)

Lil Froggy so short (short-short), better climb a stepping stone!

Lil Froggy so short (short-short), can't reach the top shelf (top-top)

Hoppin' low, stayin' low, need a booster for yourself (yourself-yourself)

Shorty frog, shorty frog, ribbit in the kiddie zone (zone-zone)

Lil Froggy so short (short-short), this the end of your throne!

Verse

Back at it, Lil Leap-Fraud, your career's a tiny leap

Postin' pics with filters, addin' inches while you sleep

Crew look down on you, literally, necks achin' from the bend

You the mascot, not the man, fun-size, zero comprehend

Pants sag to your shins, 'cause hems too long for your frame

Tryna battle giants, end up lookin' like a game

Frog in the throat? Nah, that's your whole vibe, choked up small

Stand next to me, you disappear, optical illusion call

Ayy, skrrt off in my whip, you need a tricycle ride

Hopscotch champ? One square's your world, can't even stride

Claim you deep, but shallow as a dewdrop on a leaf

Lil Froggy dismissed, evaporate, thief of my brief beef

Wordplay hoppin'? Yours stutter like a broken spring

Short king? More like short sting, no bite, no zing

Yuh, tape measure terror, you break it every time

Lil Froggy folded, height exposed, end of the rhyme!

Chorus

Lil Froggy so short (short-short), can't reach the top shelf (top-top)

Hoppin' low, stayin' low, need a booster for yourself (yourself-yourself)

Shorty frog, shorty frog, ribbit in the kiddie zone (zone-zone)

Lil Froggy so sho