Bad Breath Blues

Intro

Yo, listen up, I got a story to tell

About a brother, who's doing well

In height, that is, he's towering high

But everything else, is a sad, sad lie

Verse

He's got a grin, that's more like a sneer

Bad teeth, all crooked, and his breath is severe

Girls run away, like he's got a disease

Rejection's his game, and he's got the skills to freeze

He's got a pink lip, that's always on show

But his love life's a mess, nobody wants to go

With a brother, who's got a mouth like a drain

And a smile, that's more like a painful strain

He's (tall, tall), but that's all he's got

A reject, a joke, and his love life's shot

Chorus

Na-na-na, brother's got bad breath

Na-na-na, and a smile that's a mess

He's (oh-oh), got a pink lip too

But girls don't want him, (no-no), what's he to do?

Verse

He's been rejected, by many a girl

Left alone, like a sad, sad whirl

He's got the height, but that's all he's got

No charm, no style, just a bad mouth, and a lot

Of (uh-huh), bad teeth, and a grin so wide

But his love life's, (dead, dead), and he can't hide

He's (hey, hey), trying to get a date

But girls are (running, running), and it's just too late

He's a (la-la-la), laughing stock, it's true

A tall, sad brother, with nothing to do