Song
Outage Baby
Heather Mildon · 3 plays
parody rock song, humorous tech outage theme, energetic and rebellious, vocal style mimicking male rock lead singer, narrative about software/apps failures, lighthearted frustration, tribute to Guns N' Roses style
Lyrics
Verse
Welcome to the outage, we’ve got apps that fail
Teams is down, Outlook’s wild, and OneDrive’s off the rails
We take it day by day, escalations never sleep
Execs are breathing fire, and the inbox runs too deep
Chorus
I wanna scream, but I gotta lead
You know where you are?
You're in the outage, baby — you're gonna cryyyyy!
Verse
Welcome to the outage, it’s a circus show
Planner’s stuck, SharePoint’s toast, and Yammer’s moving slow
We’re dealing with the fallout, from desktop to the cloud
My team’s out here firefighting, while the top folks shout real loud
Verse
Mac users frozen, AppVol’s gone rogue
Mobile Copilot’s spinning, and EXO’s in overload
Microsoft’s in meltdown, the tickets never end
We’re patching up the chaos, just to break it all again
Chorus
You know the drill, we patch and pray
But M365’s gone rogue today!
Chorus
It’s gonna bring you down… Huh!
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Outage Baby
