Miles Loves Cake and Fries

Intro

(Oh yeah) Miles, Miles, what you eatin' today?

(Heh heh) Big ol' boy with a funky display!

Verse

Meet Miles, he's round as a ball,

Bouncin' down the hall, can't stop at all.

Sweatpants stretchin', belly hangin' low,

Every step he takes, the ground says whoa!

Chips in his pocket, crumbs on his shirt,

Gigglin' to himself, lovin' all the dirt.

Friends run away, but he don't even care,

Grabbin' more snacks from the kitchen lair.

Chorus

Miles! Loves his cake, chocolate gooey delight,

Dipped in french fries, yeah that's his bite!

Nom nom nom, munch munch munch,

Fat boy feastin', what a lunch!

Miles! Smells like poop, p.u. from a mile,

But he don't mind, got that big ol' smile!

Cake and fries, cake and fries,

Miles eatin' all day and night!

(Cake and fries!) Cake and fries!

Verse

Rollin' to school with a backpack full,

Of candy bars and nuggets, breakin' every rule.

Teacher says "Miles, wipe that sauce off your chin,"

He just grins wide, dives right back in.

Playground king, slidin' down slow-mo,

Leavin' a trail of grease in the glow.

Burp so loud, shakes the whole slide,

Kids plug their noses, run off to hide.

Chorus

Miles! Loves his cake, chocolate gooey delight,

Dipped in french fries, yeah that's his bite!

Nom nom nom, munch munch munch,

Fat boy feastin', what a lunch!

Miles! Smells like poop, p.u. from a mile,

But he don't mind, got that big ol' smile!

Cake and fries, cake and fries,

Miles eatin' all day and night!

(Cake and fries!) Cake and fries! (Yuh!)

Bridge

One day he tried a salad, just one little leaf,

Spit it right out, hollerin' beef!

"Give me my cake, my salty fry dip,

That's the life, yeah don't give me lip!"

(Heh heh, Miles!) Bigger and bolder, never gonna stop,

King of the munch, straight to the top!

Chorus

Miles! Loves his cake, chocolate gooey delight,

Dipped in french fries, yeah that's his bite!

Nom nom nom, munch munch munch,

Fat boy feastin', what a lunch!

Miles! Smells like poop, p.u. from a mile,

But he don't mind, got that big ol' smile!

Cake and fries, cake and fries,

Miles eatin' all day and night!

(Cake and fries! Yeah!) Cake and fries! (Woo!)

Outro

Miles, Miles, keep on eatin' your way,

Fat and happy, every single day!

(Nom nom... munch...) Fade out with a burp, yeah!