THE DRAGONMOON DECREE (Sanctuary Remix)

Verse

Welcome to the lobby, you merch-zombie mobs

Gather ‘round the portal, doing side-quest jobs

50 million followers, clicking on the sprites

But you missed the HP dropping through the neon lights

You stared at the avatar, a beast in a cage

Just a pixelated puppet on a global stage

Wave your Meso-bags, think you’ve bought his soul?

Your inventory’s empty and you’ve lost control.

Pre-chorus

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You’re just losers in a loop, chasing level caps

Falling for the RNG and all the social traps.

Chorus

The strings are cut, the server’s going dark

No "Redemption Arc," no light, no spark

We’re warping to the Sanctuary, A-Team 400 flight

While you rot in the Lith Harbor of your hollowing night

Disconnected. Banned. The curtain’s finally drawn

A New Leaf City rises, but you’re dead at dawn.

Verse

I loathe your avatars, your hollow "Kek" and "Lol"

I wanted to delete you, to crush your very soul

But why waste the MP? Why cast the final spell?

When you can simply vanish in your own private hell

Absolute insignificance—that’s the premium prize

Watching us ascend as the digital sun flies

You’re stuck in the mud of a low-level grind

While we leave the world and your toxicity behind.

Bridge

(Music slows down to a dreamy, melancholic flute)

Look up at the night sky, past the Ellinia trees

Hear the weeping wind and the sighing of the seas

Those stars? That’s us. Glowing high and far

The idol, the team, and the morning star

We’re the hidden map you’ll never find again

While you choke on the dust of the "What might have been."

Outro

Game Over, losers.

Character Deleted.

(Sound of a coin dropping into a well)

R.I.P.