Princess Eren

Intro

Ayy, Eren, yeah, this one's for you, princess

Time to expose that fake tough guy act, yuh

Let's go!

Chorus

Princess Eren, slidin' down the hill, faceplant city

Bad at skiin', bad jump shot, 2K? Straight pity

Princess Eren, bricked it from the free-throw line

Terrible at everything, wastin' all your time

Princess Eren (princess!), slidin' down the hill, faceplant city

Bad at skiin', bad jump shot, 2K? Straight pity (ayy!)

Princess Eren, bricked it from the free-throw line (brick!)

Terrible at everything, cryin' every time

Verse

Yo, Eren hit the slopes, thought he was king of the powder

Strapped them skis on tight, but he fold like a coward

First turn, wipeout, snow up in his grill, eatin' dirt

Tumblin' like a clown, princess skirt start to twirl

Ayy, black diamond? Nah, he stuck on bunny hill blues

Legs shakin', poles droppin', beggin' for them baby blues

Helmet cracked from the crash, ego bruised even worse

Ski patrol laughin', "Boy, you need a hearse!"

Jump shot worse than your ski form, airball every flick

Wrist limp like a noodle, can't even hit the rim, quick

From the corner three, it's bricks rainin' down, clang-clang

Teammates duckin', "Pass to anyone else, dang!"

And 2K? Ha, you the worst, controllin' like a toddler tantrum

Lakers legend? Nah, you MyCareer scrub, random

Badges? Zero, defense leakin' like a busted faucet

Princess Eren, rage-quittin', controller toss it, loss it

Chorus

Princess Eren, slidin' down the hill, faceplant city

Bad at skiin', bad jump shot, 2K? Straight pity

Princess Eren, bricked it from the free-throw line

Terrible at everything, wastin' all your time

Princess Eren (princess!), slidin' down the hill, faceplant city

Bad at skiin', bad jump shot, 2K? Straight pity (yuh!)

Princess Eren, bricked it from the free-throw line (airball!)

Terrible at everything, cryin' every time

Verse

Back to the court, jump shot so trash, it's criminal

Flinch on the release, ball hang like a funeral

Coach yellin' "Square up!", but you princess-curl toes

Free throws clankin' off the backboard, everybody knows

2K online, you get cooked by some kid in Ohio

Badges maxed opponents, you still shootin' rainbow

Skrrt off the dribble? Nah, you travel every drive

Pick and roll? Botched, screen set wrong, barely alive

Ski lodge vibes, you sippin' hot cocoa with the toddlers

While real ones carve them runs, you just fodder

Princess crown slippin', tears freezin' on your cheek

Eren, hang 'em up, your skills forever weak

From the half-court heave, it's another glorious miss

Crowd chantin' "Brick! Brick! Brick!", pure diss

No rings, no medals, just L's pilin' high

Princess Eren, go home, wave that white flag, bye! (ayy!)

Chorus

Princess Eren, slidin' down the hill, faceplant city

Bad at skiin', bad jump sh