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Adel Attar
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[intro]Yeah, listen up, come, come to meI got a story 'bout a gardener, you seeCaylus, the name, but the skills are whackGarden fraud, that's a fact, (oh-oh)[verse]You say you're green-thumbed, but it's all a liePlanting fake flowers, and watching them dieYour garden's a disaster, a mess to the eyeYou're just a scammer, (na-na) can't even get it rightYou water your plants with dirty deedsFertilizing your rep with fraudulent seedsYour customers are clueless, but I'm on the caseExposing your garden fraud, leaving you in a dazeBoom, boom, bap, you're going downGarden gnome, more like garden clown[chorus]Caylus, Caylus, garden fakeCan't even grow a weed, what a mistakeYou're a sham, a phony, a garden whackCaylus, Caylus, you're going down, (hey, hey, ho, ho)[verse]Your gardening tips are worthless, a joke to meYou're just a YouTube star, with no skills to seeYour videos are scripted, your plants are fakeYou're just a puppet, on a string, for garden snakeYou promise the world, but deliver nothing but airYour garden's a wasteland, with no flowers to spareYou're a master of deception, a king of the lieBut I'm the one who's exposing, your garden fraud, (bye, bye)You're going down, like a weed in the nightYour reputation's ruined, it's just not right[break][verse]You try to hide, behind your fancy degreeBut your garden's a reflection, of your inabilityYou're just a poser, a wannabe, a fake to the coreYour garden's a laughing stock, and I'm the one who's scoringYou're a one-man show, of garden disastersA circus of incompetence, with no escape from the mastersYou're a garden guru, with no garden to showJust a sham, a phony, with nowhere to goZip, zip, zap, you're out of the gameGarden fraud, that's your claim to fameSo step aside, and let the pros take the stageYou're just a garden fake, with a bad, bad reputation, (oh, oh)
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Yeah, listen up, come, come to me
I got a story 'bout a gardener, you see
Caylus, the name, but the skills are whack
Garden fraud, that's a fact, (oh-oh)
You say you're green-thumbed, but it's all a lie
Planting fake flowers, and watching them die
Your garden's a disaster, a mess to the eye
You're just a scammer, (na-na) can't even get it right
You water your plants with dirty deeds
Fertilizing your rep with fraudulent seeds
Your customers are clueless, but I'm on the case
Exposing your garden fraud, leaving you in a daze
Boom, boom, bap, you're going down
Garden gnome, more like garden clown
Caylus, Caylus, garden fake
Can't even grow a weed, what a mistake
You're a sham, a phony, a garden whack
Caylus, Caylus, you're going down, (hey, hey, ho, ho)
Your gardening tips are worthless, a joke to me
You're just a YouTube star, with no skills to see
Your videos are scripted, your plants are fake
You're just a puppet, on a string, for garden snake
You promise the world, but deliver nothing but air
Your garden's a wasteland, with no flowers to spare
You're a master of deception, a king of the lie
But I'm the one who's exposing, your garden fraud, (bye, bye)
You're going down, like a weed in the night
Your reputation's ruined, it's just not right
You try to hide, behind your fancy degree
But your garden's a reflection, of your inability
You're just a poser, a wannabe, a fake to the core
Your garden's a laughing stock, and I'm the one who's scoring
You're a one-man show, of garden disasters
A circus of incompetence, with no escape from the masters
You're a garden guru, with no garden to show
Just a sham, a phony, with nowhere to go
Zip, zip, zap, you're out of the game
Garden fraud, that's your claim to fame
So step aside, and let the pros take the stage
You're just a garden fake, with a bad, bad reputation, (oh, oh)
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