Jeff Bad at Spider-Man 2

Intro

Ayy, skrrt-skrrt, Jeff on the sticks, yuh

Spider-Man 2 but he movin' like who? (who, who)

Verse

Jeff tryna swing but he miss the web, fallin' off the roof like he dead-dead

Missed the jump, hit the ground with a thud, respawn again, now he feelin' like "ugh"

QTE fail, button mashin' wild, Mary Jane side quest got him cryin' like a child

Venom chasin', he panic roll, dodge too late, now his health on low

Swingin' through Queens but he clip the wall, camera spin, now he lost it all

Crime alert pop, he run the wrong way, thugs laughin' while he eat the pavement, ay

Chorus

Jeff bad at Spider-Man 2, bad-bad (bad-bad)

Swing miss, fall flat, sad-sad (sad-sad)

Yuh, he can't web, he can't fight, nah-nah

Game over screen every single night, yuh-yuh

Jeff bad at Spider-Man 2, bad-bad (bad-bad)

Controller throw, rage quit, mad-mad (mad-mad)

Skrrt-skrrt, fail the mission, cry-cry

Peter Parker woulda done it right, right, right

Verse

Jeff try stealth but he stomp too loud, enemies spot him, now it's a crowd

Symbiote suit but he still get wrecked, button combo wrong, now he feelin' the stress

Harry call, he skip the cutscene, story lost, now he back at the loading screen

Swingin' high but he hit the bus, traffic jam, now he cuss-cuss-cuss

Boss fight round two, he dodge too slow, one-shot dead, watch the health bar go

Trophy hunt fail, platinum dream gone, Jeff just sittin' there starin' at the spawn

Chorus

Jeff bad at Spider-Man 2, bad-bad (bad-bad)

Swing miss, fall flat, sad-sad (sad-sad)

Yuh, he can't web, he can't fight, nah-nah

Game over screen every single night, yuh-yuh

Jeff bad at Spider-Man 2, bad-bad (bad-bad)

Controller throw, rage quit, mad-mad (mad-mad)

Skrrt-skrrt, fail the mission, cry-cry

Peter Parker woulda done it right, right, right

Outro

Ayy, Jeff put the sticks down, yuh

Spider-Man 2 got him lookin' like a clown, clown, clown