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Happy 30th, Jordyn by Lea Bedford | Neume
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Lea Bedford
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Jordyn is a flat earther who is smart and funny. She collects old dolls and creepy things. She loves tea parties. She is kind and always looks for the bright side. Jordyn is an amazing leader and her husband Roger loves her dearly. Shaved off her eyebrows once. It's her 30th birthday. Wants to go to Paris. In the style of Taylor Swift, not written from the singer to Jordyn but third person.
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Jordyn's got a map that's flat as a pancake
Smart as a whip, cracks jokes that make you shake
Old porcelain dolls line her shelves in the dim light
Creepy little treasures she claims keep the night right
She brews up tea parties with lace and a smile
Kind-hearted dreamer, turns storms into style
Always the leader, rallies the crew with a grin
Sees silver linings where the clouds all begin
Happy 30th, Jordyn, queen of the edge
Roger's eyes light up, he's your biggest fan, pledge
Shaved off those brows on a wild dare one night
Laughed through the mirror, said it felt just right
Paris is calling, Eiffel Tower gleam
Pack your flat earth globe, live the dream
(oh, Jordyn) Happy 30th to you
(yeah, Jordyn) Shining bright and true
She dances through debates with a twinkle so sly
Proves her point funny, leaves 'em wondering why
Vintage lace dresses for her high tea parade
Creepy crawlies in jars, but her heart's never frayed
Roger's her anchor, loves her wild and free
Whispers sweet nothings 'bout their eternity
Leader of legends, lifts everyone high
Bright side believer under every sky
Happy 30th, Jordyn, queen of the edge
Roger's eyes light up, he's your biggest fan, pledge
Shaved off those brows on a wild dare one night
Laughed through the mirror, said it felt just right
Paris is calling, Eiffel Tower gleam
Pack your flat earth globe, live the dream
(oh, Jordyn) Happy 30th to you
(yeah, Jordyn) Shining bright and true
From dollhouse kingdoms to Parisian streets
30 candles flicker, her story's complete
No round-world lies can dim her spark
Jordyn's the fire, lighting up the dark
Happy 30th, Jordyn, queen of the edge
Roger's eyes light up, he's your biggest fan, pledge
Shaved off those brows on a wild dare one night
Laughed through the mirror, said it felt just right
Paris is calling, Eiffel Tower gleam
Pack your flat earth globe, live the dream
(oh, Jordyn) Happy 30th to you
(yeah, Jordyn) Shining bright and true
(oh, Jordyn) Happy 30thShining bright and true...
(yeah, Jordyn)
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