Song
Can't Stand The Chewing
Kathryn Chandler · 6 plays
quirky character-driven song, redhead man, annoyed by chewing sounds, lacks food, surrounded by emotional women, needs attention, humorous, relatable themes, narrative style, pop rock vibe
Lyrics
Verse
There's a man with fiery hair, red as flame,
Sitting at the table, but he plays no game.
No food before him, just the sounds so clear,
People chewing loudly, driving him near sheer fear.
Chorus
Can't stand the chewing, when he’s got none to eat,
Every crunch and munch makes his mood deplete.
All the women 'round him, tears that won't stop,
Needing his attention, heartstrings they plop.
Verse
Emotions flooding in, they come day and night,
He's the shoulder to cry on, trying to make it right.
But the growl in his stomach gets louder than cries,
As he battles the chewing, and the tears from their eyes.
Chorus
Can't stand the chewing, when he’s got none to eat,
Every crunch and munch makes his mood deplete.
All the women 'round him, tears that won't stop,
Needing his attention, heartstrings they plop.
Bridge
Oh, he’s caught in the middle, of hunger and care,
Wishing for silence, but love’s always there.
A redhead man with patience worn thin,
Surviving the chewing and the emotional spin.
Chorus
Can't stand the chewing, when he’s got none to eat,
Every crunch and munch makes his mood deplete.
All the women 'round him, tears that won't stop,
Needing his attention, heartstrings they plop.
Outro
In the chaos of sounds and feelings combined,
He’s the redhead man, with patience confined.
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Can't Stand The Chewing
