Horrible Outfits (Mrs. Smith Diss)

Intro

Ayy, yo, Mrs. Sarah Smith, this one's for you

Class clownin' on your fits, what you tryna do?

Yuh, let's roast, turn up the heat (ayy)

Diss track droppin', can't compete!

Verse

Mrs. Sarah Smith, step in the room, eyes go blind

That floral dress screamin' '89, left behind

Polka dots clashin' with stripes like a war zone fight

Lookin' like a picnic table had a rough night (yuh)

Baggy cardigan hangin' like a wet tent flap

Stains from lunch, ketchup blotch, what a sad trap

Shoes so chunky, clunk-clunk down the hall (skrrt-skrrt)

Trippin' on your hem, 'bout to take a fall

Glasses crooked, perched on that frizzy nest hair

Outfit so tragic, give the mirror nightmares

Pants too short, socks too high, ankle show-off fail

Like a thrift store exploded, you the debris trail

Jewelry janglin', fake gold chips in the mix

Blouse buttons poppin', holdin' on by a stitch (ayy)

Every Monday same vibe, rotation on repeat

Mrs. Smith, your style's deceased, six feet deep!

Chorus

Horrible outfits, Mrs. Smith, yuh!

Trash fashion queen, what a myth!

Horrible outfits, lookin' a mess, ayy!

Step aside, sis, you dressed for distress!

Horrible outfits, Mrs. Smith, yuh! (yuh!)

Trash fashion queen, what a myth! (myth!)

Horrible outfits, lookin' a mess, ayy! (ayy!)

Step aside, sis, you dressed for distress!

Verse

Tuesday turtleneck tight, chokin' your own neck

Sweater vest over plaid, what the heck?

Colors clash harder than kids in detention row

Neon orange pants with brown loafers? Hell no!

Hair clips slippin', bow floppin' to the side

Earrings danglin' like wind chimes in a tide

Scarf in summer heat, sweat stains bloom wide

You teachin' math or modellin' wardrobe homicide? (brrr)

Fridays floral bomb, grandma's attic raid

Mismatched earrings, one pearl, one grenade

Coat so puffy, waddle like a lost duck quack

Class laughin' low, holdin' back the attack

Belts too tight or too loose, sag or squeeze

Your style game's weaker than a pop quiz tease

Mrs. Sarah Smith, fashion felony on blast

Upgrade or retire, this diss here to last!

Chorus

Horrible outfits, Mrs. Smith, yuh!

Trash fashion queen, what a myth!

Horrible outfits, lookin' a mess, ayy!

Step aside, sis, you dressed for distress!

Horrible outfits, Mrs. Smith, yuh! (yuh!)

Trash fashion queen, what a myth! (myth!)

Horrible outfits, lookin' a mess, ayy! (ayy!)

Step aside, sis, you dressed for distress!

Bridge

Ayy, Mrs. Smith, hit the mall, get a clue (get a clue)

Burn that closet, start brand new (brand new)

No more crimes on the runway of the hall

Or we roast again, watch the whole school call! (yuh)

Chorus

Horrible outfits, Mrs. Smith, yuh!

Trash fashion queen, what a myth! (myth!)

Horrible outfits, lookin' a mess, ayy!

Step aside, sis, you dressed for distress!