Can't Catch A Thing

Verse

Roman's on the mound but he's shaking in his boots,

Skinny little catcher with some serious flukes.

Struggles with the glove, every pitch he blows,

Opponents laugh hard when the wild ball goes.

Chorus

Roman, Roman, can't catch a thing,

Behind the plate while the bases swing.

Flipping fast with a frail wrist snap,

But here comes the beat with a banjo rap.

Verse

Fast balls flying and he’s missing the calls,

Weak kid trying but he’s stumbling and he falls.

Opposing team’s scoring, fans are all aghast,

Roman’s hanging tough, even if he doesn’t last.

Chorus

Roman, Roman, can’t catch a thing,

Behind the plate while the bases swing.

Flipping fast with a frail wrist snap,

But here comes the beat with a banjo rap.

Bridge

Doesn’t matter if he's weak or slow,

Roman's heart shines, that's all we need to know.

Catcher or not, he’s in the game,

Ready for the challenge, ready for the fame.

Chorus

Roman, Roman, can’t catch a thing,

Behind the plate while the bases swing.

Flipping fast with a frail wrist snap,

But here comes the beat with a banjo rap.